Dog Quotes · Page 59

There's a lot of Kenya that's not like me. I like Birkenstocks, granola, my dog Pops.

— Sanaa Lathan

Circus dogs jump when the trainer cracks his whip.

— George Orwell

For oaths are straws, men's faiths are wafer-cakes, And hold-fast is the only dog.

— William Shakespeare

My Chinese zodiac is a dog. But I'm an exception because of how much I love cats.

— Jason Wu

Dogs aren't like family members, they are family members.

— Frank DeCaro

“Jamal stared at the dog in his arms. "Why I am I holding a dog full of angels?”

— Diana Wynne Jones

You're such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog.

— Garrison Keillor

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

— Josh Billings

Im at that point in my life where I definitely want to get married soon. Ive got my dogs as surrogates, but…

— Michael Bay

Some people just don’t appreciate having a dog around. It’s sad to think there are people like that. I knew Gloria was…

— W. Bruce Cameron

“A dog without influence or private means, if he is to make his way in the world, must have either good looks…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“No doubt, when your dog will be your best friend. Then she'd add, But never underestimate the power of purrs.”

— Gary Shiebler

A lot of people think I am the one to turn to for dog behavior issues. I'm not. All you have to…

— W. Bruce Cameron

He will hold thee, when his passion shall have spent its novel force, Something better than his dog, a little dearer than…

— Alfred Lord Tennyson

Guess what I'm gonna call my dog when I'm 18 what naked why the hell would u call ur dog naked so…

— Nbb

Dogs understand your moods and your thoughts, and if you are thinking unpleasant things about your dog, he will pick it up…

— Barbara Woodhouse

Man Ray... loved games and absolutely knew about the camera. It is interesting to note that, although I used him in only…

— William Wegman

It as true that normal people couldn't hear Gaspode speak, because dogs don't speak. It's a well know fact. ... Besides, almost…

— Terry Pratchett

I notice that when I feel the most disconnected, once I'm done blaming the moon and everything else, I can see that…

— Alanis Morissette

I work too much to be an appropriate parent. I feel like a bad mom to my dog [Isaboo, a pit bull]…

— Rachael Ray

“When was the last time someone was so overjoyed to see you, so brimming with love and affection that they literally ran…

— Lionel Fisher

People seem able to love their dogs with an unabashed acceptance that they rarely demonstrate with family or friends. The dogs do…

— Ann Patchett

I hike every day with my dog, after the kids are off to school. I tend to get wrapped up in all…

— Natalie Maines

My first trimester I was so exhausted. I could sleep 10 hours, then wake up, look in the mirror and still have…

— Marisa Miller

“Great. I guess you're the dog whisperer, vampire edition.”

— John Corwin

“My dog doesn’t worry about the meaning of life.”

— Charlotte Joko Beck

“you give a dog a bad name, and that dog is bad for life.”

— Eleanor Catton

A dog's heart chakra is always open; their aim in life is to please.

— Annaleigh Ashford

If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends.

— Deborah Norville

“Before you turn over a new leaf, dog-ear the old one; lest you forget.”

— J.Z. Bingham

From a dog's point of view his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.

— Anonymous

“He who turns the other cheek is a cowardly dog -- a Christian dog.”

— Ragnar Redbeard

I think just that dog inside of you. When things suck, just to still fight.

— Derek Carr

“What? Listen,you..." And then, strangely enough, she calls me a female dog.”

— Alex Flinn

Chicago keeps getting all these complete games. Im expecting 50 cent hot dogs.

— Mitch Albom

He that lieth down with Dogs, shall rise up with Fleas.

— Benjamin Franklin

I don't have many friends in Philadelphia. I sort of have one. I have the dog and someone else.

— Anonymous

Atleast this dog love me and kiss me hahahha :)))

— IMynatot

I grew up in a house with dogs. We always had dogs. We always had a bunch of dogs, actually.

— Lee Pace

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

— Mark Twain