Dog Quotes · Page 51

“Dogs and children loved my boyfriend. It was a simple fact.”

— Sarah Dessen

And remember kids, doggy style is just missionary if you're a dog.

— Nikhil Saluja

The perfect rescue dog is out there for everybody. You just have to find it.

— Josh Hopkins

I was a dog on a short chain / and now there's no chain.

— Jim Harrison

Saying we can still be friends is like saying the dog died but we can still keep it.

— Anonymous

It's the same with men as with horses and dogs, nothing wants to die.

— Tom Waits

You should be afraid of a silent dog rather than a barking one.

— Vikrant Parsai

I am sorry to see you here, but if you had fought like a man, you needn't be hanged like a dog.

— Anne Bonny

The Department of Agriculture announced that it will ban six new strains of E. coli. Which explains why the hot dog vendor…

— Jimmy Fallon

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.

— Anne Lamott

I've had more phases than the moon. When I was into dogs in second grade, I got a vest embroidered with dog…

— Chloe Fineman

“why wouldn’t I eat a dog I’d never met? Or more to the point, what justification might I have for sparing dogs…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience.

— Jon Winokur

“Actually, I’ve been thinking about that,” Tristan said, and finally sat down again. “It’s the dog that didn’t bark.”

— Neal Stephenson

You can’t make a dog happy by forcibly wagging its tail. And you can’t change people’s minds by utterly refuting their arguments.

— Jonathan Haidt

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to…

— Groucho Marx

The so-called sexual revolution is not, as advertised, a liberation of sexual behavior but rather its reversal. In former days, even under…

— Walker Percy

“Dog, now Razor, gazed out from behind a dead man’s face, fresh blood that wasn’t his dripping into his eyes. He looked…

— Jake Bible

You'd help if you could, wouldn't you, boy?" I said. "It's no wonder they call you man's best friend. Faithful and loyal…

— Connie Willis

Let the painter composing narrative pictures take pleasure in wealth and variety, and avoid repeating any part that occurs in it, so…

— Leonardo da Vinci

I sing of a woman with ink on her hands and pictures hidden beneath her hair. I sing of a dog with…

— Carolyn Parkhurst

We humans are in such a strange position—we are still animals whose behavior reflects that of our ancestors, yet we are unique—unlike…

— Anonymous

Give up, renounce the world. Now we are like dogs strayed into a kitchen and eating a piece of meat, looking round…

— Swami Vivekananda

I don't believe in happy endings. Children have got to face death sooner or later. Granny and Grandpa die, dogs die, cats…

— Raymond Briggs

Do not put chewed bones back on plates. Instead, throw them on the floor for the dog.

— Desiderius Erasmus

The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart-see, they bark at me.

— William Shakespeare

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

— Andy Borowitz

I have a dog. He needs to be walked, and I love running, so I pull out my running shoes.

— Kim Raver

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.

— Karel Capek

I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.

— America Ferrera

Today Christians spend more money on dog food then missions

— Leonard Ravenhill

“Some confidants have wings and a beak, or four legs and a tail.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Keep treating me like a damn dog, Cush, and I'll bite you.”

— Quinn Loftis

Sometimes I feel like the fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.

— William J. Clinton

“Did that dog just call me a bastard?" asked Sam.”

— Dan Wells

We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs.

— Phil Gramm

You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die.

— Dave Pelzer

Drive them [Jews] like mad dogs from our land... let not one of them live.

— Martin Luther

“It smelled like sex and dog in here. But mostly it smelled like sex.”

— Kim Harrison

I look forward to doing everything, whether appearing on TV or walking the dog.

— Ronnie Corbett