When I grow up I want to be just like my dog. Walking around fucking bitches... then when I get bored, I… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Giving the cat a name, like marriage, is not an easy thing. Soon I experienced the selection of name for a baby,… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
“I nearly tripped over Stieglitz, my dog, a forty-pound black-and-white keeshond (pronounced caze-hawnd) furball. He lunged at me with unbridled glee because… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
My health is wonderful. I work out. I'm working. Playing music. I have a beautiful wife, a nice home, a nice car,… — Steven Adler Copy Share Image
If rulers learn to undervalue the lives of their own subjects by the custom of war, how much more do they undervalue… — Noah Worcester Copy Share Image
I am tired of all these golfers who are happy with second place. The only one who will like you if you… — Gary Player Copy Share Image
When the man was disgraced and told to go away, he was allowed to ask all the animals whether any of them… — Richard Adams Copy Share Image
To be, contents his natural desire, He asks no angel's wing, no seraph's fire; But thinks, admitted to that equal sky, His… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
Essentially, the Tea Party are the Hell's Angels, but with sun visors instead of switch blades. They push macaroni instead of meth.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
If you hear the dogs, keep going. If you see the torches in the woods, keep going. If there's shouting after you,… — Harriet Tubman Copy Share Image
I was never one of those little girls who played with baby dolls and picked names for her firstborn. I was playing… — Jane Fallon Copy Share Image
People talk of beauty lightly, and having no feeling for words, they use that one carelessly, so that it loses its force;… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“The next time you see a dog you’d like to greet, stop a few feet away, stand sideways rather than straight on,… — Patricia B. McConnell Copy Share Image
Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: “He isn’t a… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I feel like I've been very fortunate in that I've stuck like a burr to the dog-leg of the next generation of… — William Gibson Copy Share Image
“When it comes to love, dogs make pretty steep competition for us people. And rightly so.” — Julia Glass Copy Share Image
I know well enough that there have been dogs so loving that they have thrown themselves into the same grave with the… — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
Circus dogs jump when the trainer cracks the whip. But the really well-trained dog is the one that turns somersaults when there… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Trying to get government to be as efficient as business is as hopeless as trying to teach cats to bark and dogs… — Walter E. Williams Copy Share Image
