If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog. — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog. — Paula Wall Copy Share Image
The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it. — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
There is no greater pleasure than having a dog. And that's a scientific fact! — Louis Sabin Copy Share Image
I've never seen black men with fine white women. They be ugly. Mugly dogs. — Spike Lee Copy Share Image
“I once saw a politician walking a dog, and I thought, “How absurd—an animal walking an animal.” Then I thought, “If given… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
When the need arises - and it does - you must be able to shoot your own dog. Don't farm it out… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I was a flea on a dog. I was just hopping between bands. It was valuable to learn that way, the tours… — Sam Ryder Copy Share Image
It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high. — Steven Seagal Copy Share Image
Muggs was always sorry, Mother said, when he bit someone, but we could never understand how she figured this out. He didn't… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
“A comrade who deserts a comrade is a cowardly dog, and all such dogs should die a dog's death, comrade -” — Robert Harris Copy Share Image
Like the dog who barks at the train, I bark not because I expect the train to stop, but because I am… — Dwight Longenecker Copy Share Image
Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog.… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Watch 'Dog with a Blog' to get a good laugh, to see me, of course, and to see an awesome, awesome talking… — Blake Michael Copy Share Image
I felt shame for living in a nation of unprecedented prosperity-a nation that spends a smaller percentage of income on food than… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy… — Ted Allen Copy Share Image
Wonder of wonders, the box had Elvis. Immediately the bar seemed a better place. She fed in coins and then punched the… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
In coming to the Congress as a new Member and becoming a fellow Blue Dog, we have had an opportunity to share… — Jim Costa Copy Share Image
She blinked. "Hmm? Oh, don't care. What did Anubis look like to you?" "What did... he looked like a guy. So?" "A… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Look at your feet. You are standing in the sky. When we think of the sky, we tend to look up, but… — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
I love my dog sooooo much. Like the day she dies, a part of me is going I die with her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog. — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
It's hard not to immediately fall in love witha dog who has a good sense of humor. — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food? — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
I shall be glad when you have strangled the invincible respectability that dogs your steps. — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“The difference between a man and a dog is a dog won't bite you after you feed them” — J.T. Francis Copy Share Image
Go to the Sydney Institute Media Watch Dog website to marvel at [its] work — Mark Latham Copy Share Image
I've got two dogs; they're Boston terriers, and they're allowed everywhere. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough. — Christine Taylor Copy Share Image
For a good life: Work like a dog. Eat like a horse. Think like a fox. And play like a rabbit. — George Allen Copy Share Image
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