“A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. — Owen Hart Copy Share Image
Fighting should be left to dogs and cats and chickens, who can't reason. — Margaret Deland Copy Share Image
If you listen to dogs barking you will go deaf without learning anything. — Marion Zimmer Bradley Copy Share Image
Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog. — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
Discipline isn't about showing a dog who's boss; it's about taking responsibility for a living creature you have brought into your world. — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting.… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Some men, like a wet dog, sprinkle a shower of advice over you when you are least prepared for a bath. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Not only was [her dog] a good companion, he was also like a permission slip to be more present in the world.” — Andrea Lochen Copy Share Image
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. — John Holmes Copy Share Image
I think there is a total equality for me between painting a literary figure or Kate Moss or my Mum or a… — Stella Vine Copy Share Image
We eat all organic at home, so if we're running around and the kids want a hot dog or pretzel, I'll get… — Kelly Rutherford Copy Share Image
Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, Filling an emptiness we don't even know we have. — Thom Jones Copy Share Image
Witch' is just a religion, okay? No baby-sacrificing, no Black Masses, no sending imps out to scare the dog-snot out of kids,… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
I want blood! Two of Aksel’s dogs cornered me near Tondara. They shot me. Those bastards actually shot a hole in my… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The Lady Amalthea beckoned, and the cat wriggled all over, like a dog, but he would not come near... She was offering… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
No man who has not tried it can imagine what dreadful hard work it is to listen. Splitting gum logs in the… — Davy Crockett Copy Share Image
[on going to Sunday school:] It looks like rain, and I hope it will rain cats and dogs and hammers and pitchforks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I worked the AV counter at the Roland Heights public library in the '80s. My best story from the library was the… — John Darnielle Copy Share Image
One of the things that's interesting is that the PC has always had a huge amount of scalability. It was sort of… — Gabe Newell Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
The difference between dog and human is that dog only lick his ass by himself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog... How you gonna see 'em if you livin' in the fog? — DMX Copy Share Image
I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
“But I can’t lie to you either: this losing a dog thing ain’t for sissies.” — Russ Ryan Copy Share Image
The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Get your dog spayed or neutered. That's one of the first things that you should go and do. — China Anne McClain Copy Share Image
He went up to heaven, located his dog. Not only that, but he rejoined his arm. — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image
One of the most enduring friendships in history - dogs and their people, people and their dogs. — Terry Kay Copy Share Image
“A dog doesn’t understand mathematics, but that doesn’t mean mathematics doesn’t exist.” — Sean Chercover Copy Share Image
Saying I am the top dog doesn't do too much for me, because things change week to week. — Darren Waller Copy Share Image
The implication of AKC registration is that a dog who has it is better than a dog who hasn't. — Jean Hanff Korelitz Copy Share Image
Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts. — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
I am definitely a dog person. I feel like Webster and I are very much alike. — Calista Flockhart Copy Share Image
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