Comedy Quotes by Wayne Gerard Trotman

“And the blind man said to the deaf man, "Do you see what I hear?”

— Wayne Gerard Trotman

“Opportunity knocks but some people are too busy watching TV.”

— Wayne Gerard Trotman

“Fashion is one of the greatest forms of manipulation.”

— Wayne Gerard Trotman

“When you repay evil with evil, you become evil.”

— Wayne Gerard Trotman

“So many things seem impossible until you try.”

— Wayne Gerard Trotman

Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood.

— Wayne Gerard Trotman

“To try is to accept the possibility of failure. Simply do.”

— Wayne Gerard Trotman

“Always dress well, you’ll feel great and get better treatment from strangers.”

— Wayne Gerard Trotman

Armon stared into the wild darkness of his opponent and saw a reflection of his own fall.

— Wayne Gerard Trotman

Change. Adapt. Bend so as not to be broken. Let opportunity guide your actions.

— Wayne Gerard Trotman

“One of the most devastating symptoms of pride is the unwillingness to forgive.”

— Wayne Gerard Trotman

“Laughter is much better than anger.”

— Wayne Gerard Trotman