Comedy Quotes by Jason Alexander

Isn't it time you came out and told the world what you believe?

— Jason Alexander

I started balding at age 17 and after first being sad, I really embraced it.

— Jason Alexander

Every poker player, like every fisherman, needs to have a story in a box, and most poker stories are completely uninteresting.

— Jason Alexander

Life and families and babies are all joyous gifts. But if we do not begin to truly account for our numbers, we will surely…

— Jason Alexander

The necessity for 'professionals' in the entertainment industry is being constantly challenged.

— Jason Alexander

Theater is very much the world I'd like to get back to, particularly in New York, both as an actor and director.

— Jason Alexander

Well, let's put in this way, I grew up in West New York, New Jersey.

— Jason Alexander

Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.

— Jason Alexander

It's a question of finding the right thing, if I'm going to be an actor... if I have to get up eight times a…

— Jason Alexander

It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant.

— Jason Alexander

I've gotten a lot of compliments on the 'Criminal Minds' guy. I guess it's because the look of that character is so different from…

— Jason Alexander

Directors get to fire on many more cylinders than an actor.

— Jason Alexander

Comedy works best when people recognise themselves.

— Jason Alexander

I cannot tell people who are struggling that I come first. I just cannot.

— Jason Alexander

The show is like an Edwardian play - emotional life gets stepped on for the sake of accepted manners, and that's terrific for actors…

— Jason Alexander