When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are… — Cedric the Entertainer Copy Share Image
I love stand up and it keeps me grounded, to say the stuff I have been thinking without anyone changing it. — Cedric the Entertainer Copy Share Image
I want to be a little more dramatic nowadays. I definitely want something big and funny, but I look for things that… — Cedric the Entertainer Copy Share Image
When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a… — Cedric the Entertainer Copy Share Image
Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub MD's! — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2 grand I made and bought Lovita a real nice… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I'll be snapped up before the first lights out! — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
The D.C. sniper is the "Jackie Robinson" of crime! He broke into the crazy White leagues! — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
Shane, look over there! He cut a patch in the li'l boy head; got him lookin' like "101 Dalmatians." You ever heard a' that… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
We as comics do want an immediate response from the audience. It's really quiet on the set, and there are only the producers, and… — Cedric the Entertainer Copy Share Image
Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't talk straight in a barbershop, then where can we… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
I met this dude the other day named Daryl...he gon' tell me to call him "Delicious". "Ced, you can just call me 'Delicious'". [Laughs,… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his ass beat for being… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records? — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
![“I met this dude the other day named Daryl...he gon' tell me to call him "Delicious". "Ced, you can just call me 'Delicious'". [Laughs, then becomes serious] I'm a grown-ass man, dawg. I ain't gonna call no other dude "Delicious"! What if that nigga way down the street or summin? "'DELICIOUS'!!!…” quote by Cedric The Entertainer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/99e/cedric-the-entertainer-16790_quote_i-met-this-dude-the-other-day-named-dary_860341.jpg)
