John Kerry made a joke about Bush being a moron, and now Bush wants morons to think it was a joke was… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I think I was always a class clown growing up and a funny kid. I never really knew how to channel that… — Lauren Lapkus Copy Share Image
I have a lot of pants from a store that sells professional clown clothes. — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
Cindy Sheehan is a clown. There is no real antiwar movement. No serious politician, with anything to do with anything, would show… — Karl Rove Copy Share Image
Some directors are really strong on action, manhandling you around the set; others are very focused on setting up the camera shots… — Gina Bellman Copy Share Image
A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the "buffone", or clown, and was therefore the ape of… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
You know lots of criticism is written by characters who are very academic and think it is a sign you are worthless… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I would borrow my mom's red Borghese lipstick and smear it on like a clown! — Brooke Burns Copy Share Image
I was like the class clown in school so I guess I would say I did like the attention. In church I… — Snoop Dogg Copy Share Image
He was the class clown, the court jester, because he'd learn early that if you cracked jokes and pretended you weren't scared,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I used to hate that my lips are gigantic, and now I have huge red clown lips, and I love it. — Jinkx Monsoon Copy Share Image
When I got nominated class clown in school, I remember my mom said, 'Don't be no clown.' So I went to my… — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
I've resigned myself to the fact that the world needs clowns, too, and I was born to be one of them. And… — Matt Letscher Copy Share Image
Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over… — Craig Stone Copy Share Image
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I was always a class clown, so I never had trouble fitting in; I just had trouble finding out where I really… — Logan Henderson Copy Share Image
I do always show love to people who approach me, but some people just run up and just shove their phone in… — Angus Cloud Copy Share Image
I get all dressed up in fuchsia, looking like a clown, and show pretty pictures to people. — Alexandra Stoddard Copy Share Image
We never see ourselves as heroes and sometimes when we do it is a hero that has made a fortune as a… — John Henrik Clarke Copy Share Image
I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. — Dominic Monaghan Copy Share Image