I'm not here to let you down. But the costume makes the clown that's just life's anatomy. — Shakira Copy Share Image
Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that. — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
Pride isn't in the way, Life is no fun if gonna be a clown, To be laughed at and never stood for… — Daniyal Butt Copy Share Image
I played on an all-black high school team and we didn't want people saying that we were clowns. — Oscar Robertson Copy Share Image
I'm more of an 'erotic clown,' it doesn't fall into the female category. — Roy Haylock Copy Share Image
When all the people covered in tattoos turn about 70 years old, they're going to look like a strange race of melting clowns. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I spend 70% of my time laughing. I don't walk around all dark. I might take my photos like that because I'm… — Tricky Copy Share Image
At this point, if I were to psychoanalyze myself, I'd have to say I am a clown, cleverly disguised as a regular… — Tim Duncan Copy Share Image
Little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in… — Babloo Copy Share Image
A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny,… — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
A little madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King, But God be with the Clown, Who ponders this tremendous… — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
My closet is like the trash pile from 'Fraggle Rock.' It's a hoarder's nightmare of crap, and it's jam-packed full of clown… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
Did I ever tell you my pet peeve?' No,' I said. People who dress up their pets to look like Little Lord… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
I was the class clown, you know, that kind of thing, and I gathered around me a group of guys who also… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
“Nay, 'twill be this hour ere I have done weeping. All the kind of the Launces have this very fault. I have… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
They're [zombies] us, you can also have the wrestler zombie, the clown zombie, the Jay Leno zombie and the nun zombie. I've… — Tom Savini Copy Share Image
I was never a class clown or anything like that, but I do remember being in the first grade and my teacher,… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Little thinks, in the field, yon red-cloaked clown, Of thee, from the hill-top looking down; And the heifer, that lows in the… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I'm bored to tears by how many clowns have been leaders. That's why it's important to be the best we can be… — Teri Gender Bender Copy Share Image
I remember having friends in high school that did the theater department stuff, and I always wanted to try it but never… — Robert Buckley Copy Share Image
“The psychotic clown I sent for his birthday will feel like a feather falling on a pillow atop a cloud. The laxative… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
I have really big features, so a little makeup goes a long way. I would hate to look like a clown. — Emily Ratajkowski Copy Share Image
I took a clown class at NYU - that's where I met June Diane Raphael, my writing partner and best friend. — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
I hate clowns and I would never do anything getting near a clown, I can't go to the circus. — Ty Simpkins Copy Share Image
I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don't consider yourself a writer. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
I've always been a performer. I love doing impressions of people and being the clown. — Emma Rigby Copy Share Image
Death's gruesome face taunts: soulless eyes, crimson grimace. I really hate clowns. — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
I was always the class clown, and very outspoken with my jokes and comments. — Sky Blu Copy Share Image
I decided that every year on my birthday, I'm going to release a new clown mask. — Shawn Crahan Copy Share Image
Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I signed on as the clown, and, by golly, I'll keep up my end of the bargain. — Chris Farley Copy Share Image