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“The only jobs I could get were holding the coach's clipboard or running out of protein shakes. I didn't spend $90,000 for a stupid…

— Sara Desai

“He was nice. But the waitress spilled a drink in my lap during dinner, and then I noticed he had a piece of spinach…

— Maisey Yates

“I got a call back on a job query from a week ago. It’s for a front desk position at a luxury hotel on…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m aware of the trials and tribulations of Courtney Love. Wade was a clown? And now he’s a Muppeteer? It takes everything I have…

— Karyn Bosnak

“Thank god for Vegas. Seriously. A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not Pismo) where…

— Christy Heron

“The pay was crap. My boss was an idiot. And the final straw was that she wanted me to demonstrate a colon cleanse. On…

— Mary Kay Andrews

“So you went back to your friend’s next donkament two weeks later, and this time you just laughed right along when they gave you…

— Elle Lothlorien

“It happens sometimes that you accidentally star in a little public performance of your very own comedy, tragedy, or melodrama. You’re running for your…

— Liane Moriarty

“I hadn't wanted to explain the lipstick. Or the mascara. Or the skinny jeans I'd snagged from Sienna's laundrey and washed under cover of…

— Melissa Jensen

'This guy's a clown! He's just all talk!' I've heard that many times in my career. And then they're sleeping in the middle of…

— Conor McGregor

“It wouldn't be so bad, really, if I wasn't paid so shit, if there wasn't the constant misgendering, if I didn't work in both…

— Alison Evans

“I got the job as a Bingo host and did better than they imagined. Never before had they had an emcee so affable and…

— John Bennardo