Clown Quotes · Page 12

“One person’s hairy spider is another person’s red-nosed clown,”

— J.D. Jacobs

I would hope they would be our fellow artists, rather than trying to emulate or idolize clowns like us.

— Maynard James Keenan

I'm not the most open player; I'm not the biggest clown. I just like going into the dressing room easy.

— Kevin De Bruyne

I would rather dance as a ballerina, though faultily, than as a flawless clown.

— Margaret Atwood

I'm fascinated by the whole clown phobia thing because I personally don't have it.

— Ryan Murphy

“Quaqua—the sound one’s soul squeals when seducing one’s own clown. (Not to be heard until a future date.)”

— Jarod Kintz

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

— Jase Robertson

The more compliance you impose, the more of a clown you become.

— Mariana Fulger

Most of my teachers didn't like me. I didn't get good grades because I pretty much lived at the public access studio.…

— Trevor Moore

You never really meet a human being until you live with them or know them for awhile, so this is my clown…

— Shia LaBeouf

No deliberative body is manifestly less qualified to make decisions about public education than our state Legislature. With a few shining exceptions,…

— Carl Hiaasen

I was a class clown. My father was a class clown. My son has been a class clown, and it sort of…

— Robert Klein

I was the class clown, but I was a reluctant class clown because I was always and still am somewhat embarrassed by…

— Chris Elliott

Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them." "Well, I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in…

— Harper Lee

Scary in the idea it could be a little overwhelming to have 70 or 100 clowns in a public space. Intriguing in…

— Carole King

Clown' was written when I couldn't find anyone who believed in me as an artist. Maybe those labels will think twice next…

— Emeli Sande

When the NBA first resorted to it in 1979, I must admit I thought it was a circus rule, the equivalent of…

— Skip Bayless

They tell us sometimes that if we had only kept quiet, all these desirable things would have come about of themselves. I…

— Elizabeth Cady Stanton

“Today, young girls measure the quality of their beauty based upon its entertainment value. The more people are entertained by their beauty,…

— C. JoyBell C

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be…

— Kurt Fuller

Let us not overstrain our talents, lest we do nothing gracefully: a clown, whatever he may do, will never pass for a…

— Jean de La Fontaine

“All of a sudden, he began to laugh. Had I said something funny? Had he? How long had I been spacing out…

— The Harvard Lampoon

What we're seeing now is not just a backlash against feminism. When you look at guys like [Jesse] Helms in the '80s…

— Stephen Marche

Writing is for men who can think and feel, not mindless sensation seekers out of nightclubs and bars. But these are bad…

— Naguib Mahfouz

I was always the class clown. I was always the funny one.

— Leslie Jordan

I was probably the one who tattled on the class clown. To get in good with the teachers.

— Christine Lavin

I'm the youngest of four, and I'm always the clown - making the jokes, wanting attention.

— Rose Byrne

When I See A Clown Fish I Automatically Think OMG,Its Nemo :o !

— Anonymous

The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.

— Victor Garber

“They float,” the clown said. “Down here we all float; pretty soon your friend will float, too.”

— Stephen King

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at…

— Don Rickles

You a class clown and if I skip for the day I'm with you bitch smokin' grade A.

— Wiz Khalifa

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

— Steven Wright

“You tear me down just to build me up again. All I can think is: you are a psycho-clown.”

— Coco J. Ginger

I get all dressed up in fuchsia, looking like a clown, and show pretty pictures to people.

— Alexandra Stoddard

Neil Simon didn't like it too much when we came out in clown makeup. We stopped doing that.

— John Ritter

I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.

— Yakov Smirnoff

“I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.”

— Barbara Park

Both my uncles were in bands, my grandpa was a comedian who wore clown makeup on stage.

— Ava Max

“Satisfy people's desire for the ridiculous and they will accept your idea of the sublime.”

— Maurice Willson Disher