Clown Quotes · Page 10

Think about the fool who by his virtue can be found in a most unusual situation playing jester to the clown.

— Gordon Lightfoot

I would like to do comedy. I can be a bit of a Jim Carrey. I was always the class clown.

— Jacqueline MacInnes Wood

Strip those clowns down to nudity, shove the chrome where they doo doo be.

— Big Pun

You see, this heart, won't settle down; just like a child, running, scared, from a clown.

— Demi Lovato

I'd never want to be Gene Simmons, an old man who puts on makeup to entertain kids, like a clown going to…

— Trent Reznor

Even if I told my mom I wanted to be a clown or live in the forest, she would be down.

— Kyle

We are in the same tent as the clowns and the freaks-that's show business.

— Edward R. Murrow

“I've been other things beside a clown. I have sold insurance, too.”

— Truman Capote

I'm not very good in a classroom sort of setting. I never was. I was kind of a clown in high school…

— Bobby Cannavale

“He was the class clown, the court jester, because he’d learned early that if you cracked jokes and pretended you weren’t scared,…

— Rick Riordan

The idea of vaudeville clowns and court jesters is always to show the flaw, to point out what's not working and why…

— John Baldessari

My friends were the class clowns, but I was the one in class doing Michael Jordan or teachers for no reason. I've…

— Lil Rel Howery

I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I grew up…

— Sarah Silverman

There are outfits in the golfing world that are acceptable, but when you walk off the course can make you look like…

— Justin Rose

The stand up, everything was accidental. I never grew up and was the class clown and had to get the attention. It…

— Ellen DeGeneres

We've become so glorified in the movie-star system that it's become this artificial royalty. The truth is that we're circus clowns.

— Nicolas Cage

Donald Trump got the power of the government behind him now. He didn't have that before when he was just a clown.…

— Bill Maher

Of all the dear sights in the world, nothing is so beautiful as children when they are giving something. Any small thing…

— Margaret Lee Runbeck

“Established politicians are also bumping into a new cast of characters within corridors of legislative power. In 2010 parliamentary elections in Brazil,…

— Moisés Naím

“Look. (Mark held up his hands for Nick’s inspection.) They’re all pruny and wet. I’ll never have my soft sweet hands again.”…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I built a reputation as a songwriter in the industry before my own hits. People were used to coming to me for…

— Emeli Sande

I'm a natural clown, I suppose, in writing, and one has to accept that; I can't do anything about it. I have…

— Anthony Burgess

The Thieves of Manhattan is a sly and cutting riff on the book-publishing world that is quite funny unless you happen to…

— Carl Hiaasen

I'd have avoided some of the pain if I could. Anyone would. But I wouldn't have missed knowing any of the people-even…

— Red Skelton

I get bored with the constant probing for the cliched tears of the clown, the dark side of the comic.

— Chris Lilley

I don't know what happiness is. I don't know what sweet caress is. Still, I'm always laughing like a clown.

— Bob Marley

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

— Carrot Top

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both…

— Andy Samberg

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

— Nikhil Saluja

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends.

— Dominic Monaghan

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.

— Charlie Day

I think of game development as a clown car moving through tall grass,

— Ken Rolston

I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle.

— Dan Whitney

I was the class clown in school, and I was also a child actor - not on television, but in the theatre.

— Dean Haglund

Titian, Rembrandt and Goya were the great painters. I am only a public clown.

— Pablo Picasso

The industrys a circus with a bunch of clown with it. You hear it from the workers, I dont fuck around with…

— Jadakiss

In order to crash the party and be a clown with your own skit, you had to be there for quite a…

— David Strathairn

I often do very serious roles, but really I am a big clown.

— Rose Byrne

How can I trust you when I can't trust me?livin' is prison when you live around clowns

— Sniper Alpacino Malachi-McAsh

“Sweet Jesus, she looks like a clown that just woke up after a gang bang.”

— Tara Sivec