Clown Quotes · Page 8

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

— Steven Wright

When you put on a clown suit and a rubber nose, nobody has any idea what you look like inside.

— Stephen King

It wouldn't be right for me to clown around when I'm painting a president.

— Norman Rockwell

I used to hate that my lips are gigantic, and now I have huge red clown lips, and I love it.

— Jinkx Monsoon

I don't think any of my classmates would say I was a class clown.

— Megan Ganz

I had so much joy as a boy: middle child, lots of energy, big emotional life. I was a clown and still…

— Jonathan Majors

“This was all just fantasies in the dark, you see, And who was never parading as a clown... Me!”

— Ana Claudia Antunes

The thing I gravitated to was being the class clown. It was very competitive.

— John Leguizamo

He's just out of control. He has no empathy. He's a sociopath, psychotic, mass-murdering clown. And I'm just thoroughly, thoroughly enjoying it.

— Heath Ledger

If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good…

— Jack Handey

Lonely dissent doesn't feel like going to school dressed in black. It feels like going to school wearing a clown suit.

— Eliezer Yudkowsky

The usual rejoinder to someone who says 'They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Galileo' is to say 'But they also laughed…

— Carl Sagan

I was named Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and…

— Guillermo Diaz

The whole romanticized 'sad clown' thing, we gotta get rid of that. That has to go! That's just getting sick people to…

— Chris Gethard

“Dalí is one marvellous painter, but in living times he's one marvellous clown —more interesting for everybody.”

— Salvador Dalí

I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with…

— Richard Simmons

I believe the way we dress on a daily basis is our message we put out to the world. People tweet me…

— Brad Goreski

You love the way it makes me feel when I can't catch my breath Like walkin' on a high wire, Lord, it…

— Conway Twitty

You can only stare at a clown mask so long. After a few minutes it's no big deal anymore. So people start…

— Paul Gray

I was known for being a bit of a clown. I remember my dad got me aside and said, "Just remember, everybody…

— Mel Gibson

“It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came out to inform the public. They thought it…

— Søren Kierkegaard

I spent far too much of my childhood angry that I was supposed to be more ladylike at the expense of my…

— Greta Lee

“I had gotten hungry for bratwurst and had been walking toward the entrance of one of the four McDonald's franchises in Undisclosed…

— David Wong

Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed…

— Carl Sagan

We runnin around in thousand-dollar clown suits, Better get some boots when Lucifer turn your city to Beirut.

— Ras Kass

I was raised joking. You clown, you clown people. That's kind of how we come up.

— Chris Redd

I was certainly not a class clown; I confused and angered a lot of people with my sense of humor.

— Katherine Ryan

I have this fear of clowns, so I think that if I surround myself with them, it will ward off all evil.

— Johnny Depp

I was just school class clown and that was it. Someday I'll get a job as a cab driver or whatever.

— John Leguizamo

“Creepy as hell. You ever see that TV movie about the clown in the sewer?”

— Stephen King

Sometimes you don't want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world.

— Tina Weymouth

If I wasn't an actor and I watched my films, I could easily be like 'This guy's a clown,' you know?

— Anonymous

“Club Secretary: "I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!" T.E. Lawrence: "Ah, well, we can't all be lion tamers.”

— T.E. Lawerence

“The class laughed. I can tell the difference between people making fun of us and people being nice to us.”

— Sharon M Draper

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

— Tom Bergeron

I used to be called a post-modern clown. But now, post-modernism is a quaint notion, too.

— Bill Irwin

I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy.

— Rachel Dratch

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.

— Amy Sedaris

I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks.

— Harper Lee

The role of a clown and a physician are the same - it's to elevate the possible and to relieve suffering.

— Patch Adams