Clown Quote by Dan Whitney Download Open image “I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle.” — Dan Whitney ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clown Clown Twisted Female Clown Funny Jokes Love Nigga Penis Poodle Twisted Penis
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
One time I was at a swimming pool with my kids, a public pool. I had my daughter, my six year old, on my… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Time and time again, as a boy, I was humiliated. I celebrated my first day in long pants by going to a dance where… — Vash Young Copy Share Image
A girl once came to my beery flat in Kensal Green, opened the blinds and cooked me breakfast. I married her. — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I think the best thing somebody ever did to me was my mother opening her legs and squirting me out. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
When I was a child, I was always nicking my mum's jewellery to wear, and I loved to drape a massive Chinese shawl around… — Alice Temperley Copy Share Image
I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted her to freeze my ovaries, so I could harvest… — Fran Drescher Copy Share Image
My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a sexy answer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Once, when I was 5 years old, a little girl who lived next door to my grandmother dared me to put on a muumuu… — Janet Mock Copy Share Image
“October 3, 2017 The clown, Hagarty said, looked like a cross between Ronald McDonald and that old TV clown, Bozo—or so he thought at… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon) — D. J. MacHale Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a clown when I was a kid, so I love interacting and goofing around with kids. — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
I try to be the clown and court jester and make people laugh. At the same time, you have people in the hospital who… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it! — Sofia Vergara Copy Share Image
You see, this heart, won't settle down; just like a child, running, scared, from a clown. Demi Lovato — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
When I first started getting into acting, I was doing improv in acting class, and I had done a serious monologue and everyone was… — Miles Teller Copy Share Image
Writing is for men who can think and feel, not mindless sensation seekers out of nightclubs and bars. But these are bad times. We… — Naguib Mahfouz Copy Share Image
“If i'm gonna be described as a clown for my actions, I might aswell be a whole circus” — Bee Copy Share Image
