I am hopeless with machinery. I could never learn to drive a car except into a wall. — Ruskin Bond Copy Share Image
I got me a car and I got me some gas,Told everybody they could kiss my ass... — Glenn Frey Copy Share Image
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
In the history of the world, no one has ever washed a rented car. — Lawrence Summers Copy Share Image
Electric cars are going to be very important for urban transportation. — Carlos Ghosn Copy Share Image
One symbol of lack of democracy is to have cars parked on the sidewalk. — Enrique Penalosa Copy Share Image
Mach-5, the speed at which stress can't keep up, is simply forward motion. But it has to be self- propelled. Note that… — Jef Mallett Copy Share Image
I never saw anything funny in a car commercial - but that's OK. Whatever they wanted to do - it's their product… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Toyota has announced it will start integrating Microsoft technology into their vehicles. It's perfect for the person who wants a car that… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
Mistakes can be funny. I drove a car into a bollard and it was pretty amusing because it was while I was… — Lou Sanders Copy Share Image
We're one of the forces that causes actors to fasten seat belts before they take off chasing the bad guy in the… — Gerald McRaney Copy Share Image
These race cars are dangerous and you don't put someone in one unless you are 100 per cent certain that they can… — Susie Wolff Copy Share Image
Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Well, it is so difficult right now when you look out on the road and how fast people go and the more… — Amy Klobuchar Copy Share Image
I'm constantly watching my weight for my job, and I've trained so hard this year to be ready for this season-more rigorously… — Lewis Hamilton Copy Share Image
I confess that as a young boy, Sunday was not my favorite day. Grandfather shut down the action. We didn't have any… — James E. Faust Copy Share Image
I think the true test of a pop song, for me, and I've talked to a lot of other writers about this,… — Ryan Tedder Copy Share Image
My car was broken into four times before it was stolen. That can drive you nuts - the repetition. I'd wake up… — Charles Schumer Copy Share Image
So the horns of the stag are sharp to offend his adversary, but are branched for the purpose of parrying or receiving… — Erasmus Darwin Copy Share Image
Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170hp is like asking… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Things break all the time. Glass and dishes and fingernails. Cars and contracts and potato chips. You can break a record, a… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image