“Social progress: for the same price as last year, I get a slimmer candy bar, less chips per bag, and I have… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal. — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
“The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. A huge volume of sensational and often… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
A $10 million windfall? At today's prices, I'd feel almost as rich as I did one day in 1936 when I found… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“What?” Annabeth said nervously. “You see invaders?” “No, right there—Dylan’s Candy Bar.” Connor grinned at his brother. “Dude, it’s open. And everyone… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her… — Janis Copy Share Image
“My mom would never ride an ATV,' he said. 'But you did.' 'Is that a good thing?' I asked. He traced my… — Sandra Byrd Copy Share Image
Well, let's see, I found out Pagan has low blood sugar and becomes a complete b--witch if she doesn't eat a candy… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“I thought I was eating a candy bar, but it turned out to be a yummy burrito. I was both disappointed and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars! — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Are you gonna arrest a robber?" "Know any?" "My friend Everet stoled a candy bar from the store, but his ma found… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
Therefore, wheat products elevate blood sugar levels more than virtually any other carbohydrate, from beans to candy bars. — William Davis Copy Share Image
I think that cakes should have touches of candy bar in order for it really to hit all those childhood notes on… — Alex Guarnaschelli Copy Share Image
“The conventional belief is that the more we acquire, the happier we become. In reality, there is nothing further from the truth.… — Tyler Logan Copy Share Image
“Ten minutes later she’d swore that she was never going to eat another Butterfinger candy bar as long as she lived and… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
