Being cool Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 8

On your mark, get set, go fuck yourself.

— Nikhil Saluja

Honey, please help me find a match for this sock. What for? Are you going to set it on fire?

— Nikhil Saluja

He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sign in a vegetarian restaurant: All we are saying is give peas a chance.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you're told you only have six months to live, immediately get married. It will make those six months seem like eternity.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, The triumph of imagination over intelligence;

— Nikhil Saluja

Things shall fall into its perfect place, in the perfect time, at a perfect setting that you will always be able to…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A ceremony favoured in England -- it's the only way to beat their cold winters and lack of central heating;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain;

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There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit.

— Nikhil Saluja

Not all bitches are women.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm entirely made of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

— Nikhil Saluja

Women are like coconuts. Sometimes you have to hit them really fucking hard before they will spread open.

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when either party is good at taking orders

— Nikhil Saluja

Rhapsody: To enclose a can of Coke in festive paper

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The only adventure open to the cowardly;

— Nikhil Saluja

How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg* *Wiggle* *Wiggle* *Jump* *Jump* *Squat* *Stretch* Done......

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, Is really just being stupid together;

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce;

— Nikhil Saluja

Jacket: What you do to a car with a flat tire

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, Is a fan club with only two members;

— Nikhil Saluja

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

— Nikhil Saluja

I usually try not to sound like an idiot but it's really hard because I am an idiot.

— Nikhil Saluja

TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sorry is word, and when heard repeatedly it becomes a lie.

— Nikhil Saluja