Being cool Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 10

MARRIAGE, In Japanese is called Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of Yes, dear;

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A woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a rite which a clergyman should perform at no charge -- don't they say that you shouldn't profit by other…

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Woman say:I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. Woman means:I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

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I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out

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The blonde raced across the cookie package because the instructions said, Tear along dotted line.

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HUSBAND, SMART, A man who buys his wife such fine china that she will never trust him to do the dishes;

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LOVE is like the action similar to an hourglass: the heart fills as the brain empties.

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Ladies, God created you to make my dick hard, not my life...

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LOVE, The tie that blinds;

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MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile;

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A girl loves when you go all-in in a poker game. The woman loves when you go all-in in the bedroom.

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Math: 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year

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LOVE, Consists of happiness, given back and forth;

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WIFE, A woman who, in the same breath, can complain she has nothing to wear, and is bemoaning she needs more closet…

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LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am

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STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.

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Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast.

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Nephew: I'm leaving the house in NEPHEW minutes.

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MARRIAGE, The alliance of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them;

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You don't understand me and never will, so don't start that shit about knowing how I feel.

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That moment when you have to beg yourself to stop crying and tell yourself, 'Be Strong'

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The quickest way to get someones attention is to no longer want it.

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LOVE, A sea of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses;

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Ladies don't be afraid to get naughty. Rock his world and leave him begging for more!

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