Being cool Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 5

Instagram: Because even ugly & fat girls wanna feel like models sometimes.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life;

— Nikhil Saluja

82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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When everything fails, masturbate.

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The hospital lab is recruiting. They're looking for new blood.

— Nikhil Saluja

A girl gets in the mood quickly. The woman is always in the mood.

— Nikhil Saluja

PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms.

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable;

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LOVE, Something they say is blind -- it's marriage which is the real eye opener;

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Prefix: What a man does just before his wife calls the plumber. Or electrician, mechanic ...

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Technology: Pee on the iPhone 5, it turns pink if you're pregnant.

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I asked my mom, 'How old were you when I was born?' My mom replied, '23' Me: 'Wow, that's a lot of…

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When I'm on my deathbed, the nicest thing anyone can say to me is, You were right about everything.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, Something which combines the two greatest powers on earth -- war and peace;

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Do. Not. Fuck. With. Fat. Girl.

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MARRIAGE, Is not a word, but a sentence;

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These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut............ if I don't pay my phone bill on time.

— Nikhil Saluja

Two things in life that are difficult to achieve: 1. To plant your idea in someone's head. 2. To plant someone's money…

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I already kept my next Ex on my Hit list .

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity;

— Nikhil Saluja

Police should arrest people tweeting under the influence of stupidity.

— Nikhil Saluja

For the 5th time: I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party Freak! My dog is getting married that day!

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes

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If I know the person talks a lot I avoid using these words: 1) Really? 2) Please explain! 3) Hello.

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HUSBAND, SMART, One who thinks twice before saying nothing;

— Nikhil Saluja