Being cool Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 4

Woman say:DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? Woman means:We haven't had a fight in a while.

— Nikhil Saluja

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing

— Nikhil Saluja

Apparently you aren't allowed to have problems if you aren't a starving african child or a delhi rape victim.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SECOND, the triumph of hope over experience

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter: Where people bitch for everyone's attention and validation from strangers.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm going to do my best for you. I'm gonna fight for you. And if in the end you won't love me,…

— Nikhil Saluja

Give a compliment to a fat chick today, she'll literally remember you until the day she dies... Because elephants never forget.

— Nikhil Saluja

Relationship Status: Apologizing everytime for saying something hilarious.

— Nikhil Saluja

Assumptions are those things we make when we are too lazy to check out the facts.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOOK OUT!: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.

— Nikhil Saluja

All a woman really wants is to know you care. And all of the sandles ever made.

— Nikhil Saluja

A guy tells you he loves you. The man shows you he does.

— Nikhil Saluja

Pick-Up Line: That blouse looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

— Nikhil Saluja

I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is!

— Nikhil Saluja

If you never try, then you'll never know just what you're worth.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions…

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm bored. Maybe I should leave the house and check twitter from somewhere else.

— Nikhil Saluja

Honestly, I love it when I catch you staring.

— Nikhil Saluja

I feel the tears slowly rolling down my eyes and suddenly the tears wont stop.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, The most slippery word in the human language -- used by knaves to seduce, by fools for comfort, and by most…

— Nikhil Saluja

Bounty Hunter: A seeker of paper towels.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred;

— Nikhil Saluja

Eunuch: What you do when the doorbell is out of order

— Nikhil Saluja

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to…

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, A situation which happens when you think almost as much of another as you do of yourself;

— Nikhil Saluja