Being cool Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 3

Sext: Can you please bring some toilet paper?

— Nikhil Saluja

My parachute isn't opening!! said Tom, jumping to a conclusion.

— Nikhil Saluja

STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

— Nikhil Saluja

A girl plays with your mind. A woman explores it.

— Nikhil Saluja

A woman can say more in a retweet, than a man can say in a tweet.

— Nikhil Saluja

Inspirational tweet of the day: If you ever feel like you're about to do something you're going to regret later, do it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Dating your exes again are just like shopping at your own garage sale.

— Nikhil Saluja

Nice try, cricket. But you're still cricket.

— Nikhil Saluja

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

— Nikhil Saluja

DEFENCE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, A spouse who always feels she doesn't dance enough;

— Nikhil Saluja

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you.

— Nikhil Saluja

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

— Nikhil Saluja

DROOLING: How teething babies wash their chins.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, What makes marriage possible -- habit makes it last;

— Nikhil Saluja

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties.

— Nikhil Saluja

Hello? Hello, uh ... do you sell ladders? Sorry, you have the rung number.

— Nikhil Saluja

I would never mind being in an odd abusive relationship, if my girlfriend would punch me with her tits.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A man who has to grow old alone;

— Nikhil Saluja

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is just a three-ring circus: engagement, wedding, and suffer;

— Nikhil Saluja

Woman say:I LIKE YOU, BUT. Woman means:I don't like you.

— Nikhil Saluja

AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again.

— Nikhil Saluja

IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labour is still vivid.

— Nikhil Saluja

PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms.

— Nikhil Saluja