Bed Quotes · Page 23

I was depressed a lot as a kid, and I was really sad and wouldn't be able to get out of bed.

— Alisha Boe

My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.

— Jonas Eriksson

Maybe the bride-bed brings despair, For each an imagined image brings And finds a real image there...

— William Butler Yeats

I don't always take off my make-up before bed, and I like pizza at two in the morning.

— Katie Holmes

Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed.

— Thomas Ken

Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

— Groucho Marx

I've always been a keen waker-upper. I very quickly get bored just lying in bed.

— Alexander Armstrong

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day.

— H. L. Hunt

As awful as crime can be, it's what happens afterward - the struggling to get out of bed, to put one foot…

— Karin Slaughter

Every time I come home, it is the same great pleasure to lie down in my bed. That's when I think, 'home…

— Sigrid Agren

A 'truth' detached and purified of pleasures of ordinary life is not worth a damn in my view. Every grand theory and…

— Charles Simic

I was full of rage. My self-esteem was so low that I actually slept on the floor every night, because I didn't…

— Byron Katie

They get up early, because they have so much to do, and go to bed early, because they have so little to…

— Oscar Wilde

The first time I'd ever felt happy-and I mean ever-was when I'd been lying in my bed, staring out my window, watching…

— Jessica Sorensen

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

— Bill Hicks

The moon twangs its silver strings; The river swoons into town; The wind beds down in the pines, Covers itself with stars.

— George Elliott Clarke

My dad was in the Swedish armed forces, he was always reading up on different weapons from the Americans and Soviets. When…

— Dolph Lundgren

When I turned 45, I lay in bed reflecting on all life had taught me. My soul sprang a leak and ideas…

— Regina Brett

Willow nestled against him. He smoothed her long hair down the back of her T-shirt, feeling its softness. In a few moments…

— L.A. Weatherly

I constantly see people rise in life who are not the smartest -- sometimes not even the most diligent. But they are…

— Charlie Munger

As to Caesar, when he was called upon, he gave no testimony against Clodius, nor did he affirm that he was certain…

— Plutarch

Picking locks or handcuffs for me is not really a big deal, I can do it pretty much in seconds, I've been…

— Criss Angel

Let's get something straight, MacKeltar. I am not going home with you. I am not going to bed with you, and I…

— Karen Marie Moning

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of…

— Colin Mochrie

Go to bed. Whatever you're staying up late for isn't worth it.

— Andy Rooney

My parents told me I'd point to a bed of flowers and say 'Pink. Pretty,' before I knew any other words.

— Joni Mitchell

I can take hardship. I can sleep on the cold floor anytime. I can also sleep on a feather bed,

— Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala

I'm an OCD neat freak. I can't stand messes. I make my bed every morning. Laundry. I do it all.

— John Daly

I would be miserable if I went to bed without having written 1,000 words about something.

— Max Hastings

The movement of the stream is distinct from the river bed, although it must adopt its winding course.

— Henri Bergson

When I'm in San Diego, it's carpools and making dinner and getting the kids to bed. It's real life.

— Marcela Valladolid

Oftentimes you walk on set and then suddenly you're in bed with someone who you've never met before.

— Cate Blanchett

I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.

— Linda Ronstadt

“Some people make bad bed. They just have to lie in it.”

— Virginia Euwer Wolff

The sun was a toddler insistently refusing to go to bed: It was past eight thirty and still light.

— John Green

When I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up…

— Phyllis Diller

Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of the best people.

— George Ade

You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.

— Mark Twain

Oh would I were dead now, Or up in my bed now, To cover my head now, And have a good cry!

— Thomas Hood

I went through my entire public school career going to bed crying because I was getting Ds.

— Eric Adams