Bed Quotes · Page 22

Sick kids almost never go to their father's side of the bed to announce they're going to barf.

— Julie Ann Barnhill

If I was to listen and pay attention to everyone that criticized me, I'd stay home under the bed.

— Nancy Grace

The writer, an old man with a white moustache, had some difficulty getting into bed.

— Sherwood Anderson

“If on thoughts of death we are fed, Thus, a coffin, became my bed.”

— E.A. Bucchianeri

What's done cannot be undone. To bed, to bed, to bed.

— William Shakespeare

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up

— Daphne Zuniga

I always remove my makeup before sleeping and moisturise before bed and in the morning.

— Hazel Keech

If I jump out of bed without hugging my husband, that creates stress between us.

— Gabrielle Bernstein

I'm going to bed so I can dream of you and I don't want to wake up cause when I do, I…

— Sherrice Hodge

There were some days that deserved to be drowned at birth and everyone sent back to bed with a hot brandy, a…

— Diana Pharaoh Francis

Love lies bleeding in the bed whereover Roses lean with smiling mouths or pleading: Earth lies laughing where the sun's dart clove…

— Algernon Charles Swinburne

Muse is a tyrant. It gets you out of bed in the twilight of the morning and forces you to create something!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

You know how sometimes you lie in bed at night and think, “What if the law of gravity just wears out and…

— Elaine May

I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed, but they think it.

— Eddie Griffin

“Bran knew that men slept on top of women when they shared a bed. Sleeping under Lord Manderly would be like sleeping…

— George R.R. Martin

Even from my sick bed, even if you are going to lower me into the grave and I feel something is going…

— Lee Kuan Yew

When a mother asked her small child how he fell out of bed, he answered, "Because I wasn't in far enough." Let…

— Marvin J. Ashton

The ones as big as sheep were easier to avoid, because you could see them coming, but when they flew in at…

— E. Nesbit

[Paul Scheer] was kind of pretending to not be as sick as he was. And then we almost pulled into this spa…

— June Diane Raphael

Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run. Over unsounded…

— Herman Melville

Some movies bring out the creativity in you. Every single audience member can become creative in the face of a particular movie.…

— Abbas Kiarostami

I don’t need anything else. I get out of bed every morning and face the world because you’re in it.” He turned…

— Sylvia Day

President Obama said in an interview over the weekend that he really misses being anonymous. He said, 'I miss Saturday mornings rolling…

— Jay Leno

If a man we don't know phones us up one day and talks a little, makes no suggestions, says nothing special, but…

— Anonymous

When I am alone and listing pop music. Because free time she always remember me and hurt me.

— Mobileappsgallery

Bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret.

— Charles Caleb Colton

Tell me who is able to keep his bed chaste, or which goddess is able to live with one god alone?

— Anonymous

Christopher Walken would make a bed time story pretty interesting I reckon.

— Phoebe Fox

You're less likely to experience a nightmare when sharing bed with someone you trust.

— Muniir Zero

When I go to bed at night and I think of humanity at large, I think of all those things.

— Sean Penn

George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.

— Peter O'Toole

I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.

— Mitch Hedberg

I’d like to do a job where I don’t have to tie women to beds.

— Jamie Dornan

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.

— Brad Pitt

You just have to learn not to care about the dusty mites under the beds.

— Margaret Mead

Before I get out of bed, I am saying thank you. I know how important it is to be thankful.

— Al Jarreau

If you go to bed at 10:00 and get up by 6:00 A.M., things will work out for you.

— Gordon B. Hinckley

No man can be really free in bed with a woman who is not.

— Nancy Friday

My favorite color is purple. I have a huge velvet purple comforter on my bed.

— Meredith Brooks

My ideal evening is to have dinner with one person or a few persons, and then be in bed by 11.

— Lee Radziwill