Bed Quotes · Page 24

A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I go to bed incredibly paranoid about the competition.

— Michael G. Rubin

Sometimes the body gets out of bed an hour before the brain.

— Anonymous

Applaud my friends, the comedy is over... [on his death bed]

— Anonymous

A woman's pity, which is talkative, carries the sick person's bed to the public marketplace.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

And they always slept better with blades beneath their beds.

— Cinda Williams Chima

When I stopped wrestling, I literally lay in bed for two weeks.

— CM Punk

It's tough to get out of bed to do roadwork at 5 am when you've been sleeping in silk pajamas

— Marvin Hagler

“. . . I lay on the bed and lost myself in the stories. I liked that. Books were safer than other people anyway.”

— Neil Gaiman

I remember the last three days that I was president, I never went to bed at all. I never went to bed…

— Jimmy Carter

Wedlock: the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise longue.It doesn't matter what you do in…

— Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Personally, I am a great believer in bed, in constantly keeping horizontal...the heart and everything else go slower, and the whole system…

— Henry Campbell-Bannerman

God doesnt go to bed because he has to wake us up every day and we are the ones who forget to…

— Vikrant Parsai

I had a rule that I had to go to bed before the sun came up. So I used to look up…

— Eric Schmidt

When you are surrounded by people who are much better than you, you have two choices: You can sh*t the bed, and…

— John Cena

I'm not giving in to anyone else's idea of how I ought to feel and look at 70. 'Retirement' is not a…

— Carmen Dell'Orefice

She turned to look at Sebastian, lying on the bed. He was shirtless, and even in the dim light the old whip…

— Cassandra Clare

I like all of the early relationship strips that were collected in 'Love Is Hell,' where I pretended to be an expert…

— Matt Groening

We Are All the Same Listen to the reeds as they sway apart; Hear them speak of lost friends. At birth, you…

— Rumi

There is only one day that you and I have to live for, and that's today. There is nothing we can do…

— Harold B. Lee

“Love is the reason why my mother and father stick together in a hard life when they might each have an easier…

— Kao Kalia Yang

But he [Depression] just gives me that dark smile, settles into my favorite chair, puts his feet on my table and lights…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

We have reduced poverty in the world by 50% since the year 1970 - the number of people who go to bed…

— Michael Bloomberg

“LOOKING The world goes by, and what have I to do with it? I merely observe how the geese stretch their necks…

— Jay Woodman

I have a ritual of reading before bed, no matter how tired I am.

— Cathy Newman

The bed is now as public as the dinner table and governed by the same rules of formal confrontation.

— Angela Carter

Truly, one gets easier accustomed to a silken bed than to a sack of leaves.

— Berthold Auerbach

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

— Jose Marti

The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.

— P. J. O'Rourke

I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy

— A. J. Liebling

I haven't let the gold medal out of my sight; it sleeps next to me in bed.

— Magdalena Neuner

I used to not be able to sleep if it's not inside the car or the bed in my room.

— Bae Suzy

I go to bed dreaming, thinking that I want to be the best in the octagon and be a champion.

— Valentina Shevchenko

This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.

— Charles Baudelaire

Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

— Frank Zappa

Do you want to die old and craven in your bed?- How else? Though not till I'm done reading.

— Anonymous

No matter whose bed you die in the bed will be yours for your voyage onto the surgical andiron of God.

— Anne Sexton

I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night.

— Halle Berry

No matter how much money you earn, you can only eat three meals a day and sleep in one bed.

— Arsene Wenger

“Besides what endless brawls by wives are bred, The curtain lecture makes a mournful bed.”

— Juvenal