Bed Quote by Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Wedlock is the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise lounge.

— Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Marriage is the result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue.

— Jerry Lewis

Wedlock is a padlock.

— John Ray

It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.

— Daphne Fielding

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

— Christopher Morley

Wedlock is a narrow business.

— Sally O'Reilly

The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.

— Bette Davis

Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.

— Anonymous

Most beds aren't as intimate as people think they are.

— Malcolm Bradbury

They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.

— Alexander Pope

“I've had countless conversations with or about people who are "sleeping in separate bedrooms", as if sleeping in the same bed is all there…

— Nick Hornby

Wedlock's a lane where there is no turning.

— Dinah Maria Murlock Craik