Humor Quote by Mrs. Patrick Campbell

“My dear, I don't care what they do, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses”

— Anonymous

“Does it really matter what these affectionate people do-- so long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses!”

— Mrs. Patrick Campbell

“Make love, not beds.”

— Torquato Neto

“sex is not limited to a place like the bed. It can take place in the bathroom, the kitchen, the garden and even the…

— Mouloud Benzadi

“In everyday life do whatever I say. In the bedroom do whatever you'd like”

— Patrick Brennan

“If it can't be done in bed, it's not worth doing.”

— Dave Van Ronk

“Never underestimate the importance of what a woman says in bed. It's one of the few places they will tell you exactly what they…

— Karen Hawkins

“Unfortunately, this world is full of people who are ready to think the worst when they see a man sneaking out of the wrong…

— Will Cuppy

“As I’m sure you know, to be in one’s own room, in one’s own bed, can often make a bleak situation a little better.”

— Lemony Snicket

“It is better to lie quiet in the mud than to be disturbed on good bedding.”

— Rudyard Kipling

“What’s next to my bed? One night stand, though personally I find them morally outrageous, not to mention the danger from STDs.”

— Jarod Kintz

“likes to see a bit o’ money into the bargain – there’s more to marriage, as they say, than four bare legs in a…

— Dorothy L. Sayers