Bed Quotes · Page 26

The surest way to wake up and smell the roses every day is to go to sleep face down in the flower…

— Argus Hamilton

Go to bed when summers ends, what a good idea; wake up bright and early when birds announce its spring.

— Francis Norris, 1st Earl of Berkshire

I would never do a role where I'm naked in bed with a chick having sex.

— Terry Crews

Most men think they are good drivers. Most women think they are good in bed. They aren't.

— Jonathan Carroll

I think I’m quite a lazy person, actually. If I’m not careful, I could just stay in bed all day.

— David Morrissey

For six years, I kept my five Olympic medals wrapped in a plastic bread bag beneath my bed.

— Mary Lou Retton

I go to bed at 9:30 P.M. and I like to watch TV as I drift off.

— Edith Bowman

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.

— Demetri Martin

When I first had kids, I had a suitcase under my bed that I didn't even put away, and I was excited…

— Carrie-Anne Moss

In the end, for all our differences and conflicts, most women and men share the same food, work, shelter, bed, life, joy,…

— Edward Abbey

When I was 5 years old, my mother read me 'Gone With The Wind' at night, before I went to bed. I…

— Pat Conroy

The idea of having new perspectives on our planet, and actually being able to get that message out, gets me out of…

— Karen Bass

Who combats bravely is not therefore brave, He dreads a death-bed like the meanest slave: Who reasons wisely is not therefore wise,-…

— Alexander Pope

I'm hopefully in bed and asleep by 10:30. I'm usually yawning by 7:30, 8. You go to the gym and push yourself…

— Kenny Stills

The iron tongue of Midnight hath told twelve lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time. I fear we shall outstep the coming…

— William Shakespeare

I had written children's books for 14 years before I published 'Wicked.' And none of them were poorly reviewed, and none of…

— Gregory Maguire

Beware The Court of Owls, that watches all the time, ruling Gotham from a shadowed perch, behind granite and lime. They watch…

— Scott Snyder

Speaking of happy successes, after years of struggling to lose those few extra pounds every mother puts on during adoption, particularly when…

— Paula Poundstone

Throughout most of my life, I raised tobacco. I want you to know that my own hands, all of my life, I…

— Al Gore

Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my…

— Norm MacDonald

There's a lot of people who don't understand the touring and the party scene and it's like, go to bed late, wake…

— Sam Hughes

I met Mary [Hamill] in New York at my exhibition and when I told her about my oral history project she asked,…

— Chath Piersath

“There is a certain proper and luxurious way of lying in bed. Confucius, that great artist of life, "never lay straight" in…

— Lin Yutang

“How easily such a thing can become a mania, how the most normal and sensible of women once this passion to be…

— Kathryn Hurn

Confidence takes constant nurturing, like a bed, it must be remade every day.

— M.I.A

Sweet tastes have sour closes; and he repents on thorns that sleeps in beds of roses.

— Francis Quarles

I don't need anything else. I get out of bed every morning and face the world because you're in it.

— Sylvia Day

I'm not a tanning bed person at all, but I'll get a spray tan.

— Hillary Scott

It wasn’t easy looking dignified wearing a bed sheet and a purple cape.

— Rick Riordan

You can't force your child to go to bed. Well, you can, but it doesn't work.

— Monica Potter

What is success? It is being able to go to bed each night with your soul at peace

— Paulo Coelho

I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

— Louie Anderson

Wake up with a plan of action, go to bed with satisfaction.

— Greg Plitt

Well I was an asthmatic child. So that for most of my childhood I was in bed. Bedridden.

— Gerald Scarfe

Think women are the weaker sex? Try pulling the blankets back to your side.

— Anonymous

The trouble with sharing one's bed with cats is that they'd rather sleep on you than beside you.

— Pam Brown

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'm all about getting the training. Don't roll out of bed and say, 'I can do this.'

— Danai Gurira

I never hid under the bed after losing, didn't cry for two weeks.

— Jan Blachowicz

There are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed.

— Matthew McConaughey