If I am to judge others, I should be subject to be judged. You make your bed, you must lie in it. — Nigel Barker Copy Share Image
“A good wife keeps you happy in bed, but a better wife keeps you happier even out of the bed.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
For me, art history is like a feather bed - you fall into it and it catches you. — David Salle Copy Share Image
I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that… — Mike Ness Copy Share Image
Never trust a woman who doesn’t like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed. — Federico Fellini Copy Share Image
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching… — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
I had the poster of 'Hairspray' right above my bed. And I had the biggest crush on Zac Efron, of course. — Dove Cameron Copy Share Image
I've got a book of poetry by the bed, one of these big collections that goes back to the Greeks and Romans. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm in a body, and when my sleep ends, I'm awake. I don't really understand the... that's not really a choice. I… — Gary Kraftsow Copy Share Image
The members of our secret service have apparently spent so much time under the bed looking for communists that they haven't had… — Michael Foot Copy Share Image
This week, a 95-year-old woman married a 98-year-old man to become the world's oldest newlyweds. They're registered at Bed, Sponge Bath and… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I've never been able to sleep very much, even when I was a kid. I used to hate being forced to lay… — Dan Chaon Copy Share Image
I work out twice a day, once in the morning and once before bed. I'll start with half an hour of running… — Erin Heatherton Copy Share Image
Leonardo da Vinci, one of the greatest creative thinkers of all time, strongly recommended the habit of meditation in the dark. He… — Wilferd Peterson Copy Share Image
The monstropolous beast had left his bed. The two hundred miles a hour wind had loosed his chains. He seized hold of… — Zora Neale Hurston Copy Share Image
We have our phones right by our beds, right next to us in our most exposed, vulnerable moments. And yet the government… — Maggie Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
I went through a period when I was about 19 where I'd go tanning with my boyfriend in tanning beds. Yes, this… — Brittany Snow Copy Share Image
Fall in love with what you're going to do for a living. To be able to get out of bed and do… — George Burns Copy Share Image
For seven days she lay in bed looking sullenly at the ceiling as though resenting the death she had cultivated for so… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Before we do, I suggest you take a break. If you need to go to the bathroom, this is a good time.… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
You know, women are acting the way they want to act now. Years ago they would hide it in the way they… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I love mysteries, and I read them every night before I go to bed. — David Herbert Donald Copy Share Image
Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church. — Lynn Johnston Copy Share Image
The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Nickel for my thoughts, dimes in my bed. Quarters of the kush shape the lines in my head. — Drake Copy Share Image
It's really hard to get any work done in my apartment when my bed is also in my apartment. — Sasheer Zamata Copy Share Image
I am skilled now, at casting iron To make a hardened bed for my heavy world — Happy Rhodes Copy Share Image
I don't sleep well. I rehash everything in bed. The mind's still working. — Hale Irwin Copy Share Image
I get between nine and ten hours of sleep. Go to bed at 8:30 and get up at 6:00 or 6:30 if I oversleep. — Philip Johnson Copy Share Image
I never indulge in rhyme or stanza Unless I'm in bed with the influenza. — Quintus Ennius Copy Share Image
Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed? — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
I go to bed with as much makeup on as I can so I look cooler in my dreams. — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
