Bed Quotes · Page 29

Some have been to the mountain. I have been to my knees by the side of my bed.

— Robert Breault

I like going to bed early and getting up early, but that doesn't happen on tour.

— Ezra Furman

I do like routines. Waking up the same time, go to bed the same time.

— Andrew Luck

After my kids go to bed, I check email. It's about having that balance.

— Susan Wojcicki

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.

— Eoin Colfer

“the sapphire depth of my own love...startles and warms and wounds my soul.”

— Sanober Khan

If you wish to be in good repute, let not the sun find you in bed.

— Vikrant Parsai

The writer has no responsibility other than to jack off in bed alone and write a good page.

— Charles Bukowski

This is not good. This is not right. My feet stick out of bed all night. And when I pull them in,…

— Dr. Seuss

Well I'm a 5 year old at heart; I still think that there is a monster under my bed - and I'm…

— Eva Mendes

I can remember hearing the theme tune to Dallas when I was supposed to be in bed. I would sneak down and…

— Ashley Madekwe

In family life people almost always adjust themselves to misfortune. They make a bed of it and hope makes them accept that…

— Honore de Balzac

If you do a fifteen hour day on a film, there's a lot of time standing around but at the end of…

— Colin Farrell

I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That's a…

— Stacy Keibler

“The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?”

— Steven Wright

They are the most painful tears in the world ... the tears of the aged ... for they come from dried beds…

— Bess Streeter Aldrich

Tick, tock,” whispers Wiress. I guide her in front of me and get her to lie down, stroking her arm to soothe…

— Suzanne Collins

I was stuck at home in bed with me and got more and more involved with the Internet. I used it to…

— Benjamin Cohen

...trees to cool the towns in the boiling summer, trees to hold back the winter winds. There were so many things a…

— Ray Bradbury

Irri and Jhiqui argued about Rakharo. “You are too skinny for him,” Jhiqui was saying. “You are almost a boy. Rakharo does…

— Anonymous

It's just that little box in the middle of Fort Greene, Brooklyn. Most of the time I go I don't even leave…

— Erykah Badu

Passion such as hers is all consent, asking little in return. I had merely to enter a room where she was to…

— Marguerite Yourcenar

Once various forms were signed, I was separated from my free will, led down the corridors into a room which was now…

— Dorothy West

Neither my place, nor aught I heard of business, Hath raised me from my bed; nor doth the general care Take hold…

— William Shakespeare

Every night before bed, I rub my wife's feet. She says they're the best foot rubs on Earth.

— Luke Bryan

I would stay in bed and get an extra 10 minutes sleep

— Daniel Johns

I use Bed Head shampoo and conditioner, but I try not to shampoo every day because it's so drying.

— Peyton List

If you can't get out of bed for long enough, people come and take your bed away

— Ned Vizzini

Nobody's life is a bed of roses. We all have crosses to bear and we all just do our best.

— Yoko Ono

In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent.

— Paris Hilton

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not

— Robert A. Heinlein

God did not intend the human family to be wafted to heaven on flowery beds of ease.

— Frank Knox

They're like sleeping in a soft bed. Easy to get into and hard to get out of.

— Johnny Bench

I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade

— Jeaniene Frost

It felt almost rude to ignore toe pretty white bed, but we just weren’t going to make it that far.

— Stephenie Meyer

Life is never a bed of roses, but it's not all doom and gloom either.

— Shakin' Stevens

With kids, they force you to get out of bed. They force you to smile. They remind you of spontaneity.

— Fred D'Aguiar

My friends who have kids look like they haven't been to bed for a year.

— Noel Fielding

Early to bed and early to rise," Mazer intoned, "makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.

— Orson Scott Card

Half the joys and half the sorrows of this world are discovered in bed.

— Kathleen Winsor