You could pray all you want that you have a massive stroke while you're working and die, but possibly that won't happen,… — Roz Chast Copy Share Image
I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!" — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
You just have to learn not to care about the dusty mites under the beds. — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
You can give yourself a headache trying to decipher the tattoos on a naked man who’s leaping up and down on a… — John Irving Copy Share Image
When I got inaugurated in 2010, OneRepublic donated their time and played for the inauguration. And my stepfather, who is 86, came… — John Hickenlooper Copy Share Image
alone with everybody the flesh covers the bone and they put a mind in there and sometimes a soul, and the women… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Jesus once caused a sick man to arise on the Sabbath and take up his bed, whereupon the pious of the land… — Alfred Rosenberg Copy Share Image
Leave your bed upon the first desertion of sleep; it being ill for the eye's to read lying, and worse for the… — Frances Osborne Copy Share Image
I get into the office about 7 A.M., then I usually get out of the office a little after 7 P.M. I… — Brad D. Smith Copy Share Image
What's the point of fighting the dollars when all you need is a warm bed? When the dog barks you let him… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
You don't say "Maybe I should go to bed early tonight" or do any of that stuff. It's almost like you know… — Ladyhawke Copy Share Image
Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not. Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Those who hate to go to bed fear death; those who hate to get up fear life. — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Sleep resistance, bouts of insomnia, nightmares, night terrors, crawling into bed with parents in the middle of the night - all these… — Siri Hustvedt Copy Share Image
I want to talk to you. I want to listen to you. I want to walk with you and, yes, I want… — Christina Dodd Copy Share Image
Dreams make you click, juice you, turn you on, excite the living daylights out of you. You cannot wait to get out… — James C. Collins Copy Share Image
The injustice I feel when my kids drag me out of bed by 6 most mornings is tempered and possibly even erased… — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
The game is an analogy for life: there are not enough chairs or good times to go around, not enough food, not… — Steve Toltz Copy Share Image
“Wholehearted living is about engaging with our lives from a place of worthiness. It means cultivating the courage, compassion and connection to… — Brené Brown Copy Share Image
Every night death came, slowly, painfully, and every morning Maddox awoke in bed, knowing he'd have to die again later. That was… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
