Bed Quotes · Page 32

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.

— Anne Lamott

I'm always late to bed - usually after midnight - but then I sleep for around ten hours.

— Bonnie Tyler

“A man who farts in bed . . . is a man who loves life.”

— Muriel Barbery

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

— Rowan Atkinson

Drama is old, Facebook isn't new, get a role model, a bed time is for you.

— Scotty Longenecker

From the minute I wake up until I go to bed I think about food.

— Helena Christensen

The best moments in my life are just before going to bed. Those are my happiest moments.

— Yohji Yamamoto

God, children know something they can't tell; they like Red Riding Hood and the wolf in bed!

— Djuna Barnes

The daughter-in-law of Pythagoras said that a woman who goes to bed with a man ought to lay aside her modesty with…

— Michel de Montaigne

My hamstrings are permanently into a state of openness. I could probably fall out of bed into a split and not tear…

— Katya Zamolodchikova

The danger of parachuting young enthusiastic scientists into a flower bed of selected data and fully bloomed conceptions should be underestimated.

— Anonymous

Men of Science. If they are worthy of the name they are indeed about God's path and about his bed and spying…

— Samuel Butler

True wisdom gives the only possible answer at any given moment, and that night, going back to bed was the only possible…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

If I'm sitting at home playing video games, and I've got a couple of minutes to myself before bed, I'm listening to…

— Aaron Judge

The man who begins to go to bed forty minutes before he opens his bedroom door is bored; that is to say,…

— Arnold Bennett

Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.

— David Letterman

I now resolved to go to bed early, with a firm purpose of also rising early the next day to revisit this…

— Karl Philipp Moritz

My worst year. The only thing that I know for a fact now is that if it's really a bad day, then…

— Iman Abdulmajid

Inanimate objects are always correct and cannot, unfortunately, be reproached with anything. I have never observed a chair shift from one foot…

— Zbigniew Herbert

The great 'New York Times' columnist Dave Anderson famously slept one year in a child's race-car bed. There he was, Pulitzer Prize…

— Willie Geist

I thought of a remark . . . that the United States is like a 'gigantic boiler. Once the fire is lighted…

— Anonymous

Music is a science, it heals depression, it awakens, most people don't know, they just take music for an entertainment, something to…

— Peter Tosh

Belief in Some One's right to punish you is the fate of all children in Judaic-Christian culture. But nowhere else, perhaps, have…

— Lillian Smith

God brought me to Himself at about the age of 4. My parents were devout believers and my Dad was in Bible…

— Ben Zobrist

Actually, I can write anywhere - airport lounges, in bed, on a rattling train going north.

— Kate Mosse

Getting out of bed is a good way to leave your troubles behind.

— Nancy E. Turner

I can't say that I always want to get out of bed, you know.

— Saul Williams

Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no idea how that happened.

— A. J. McLean

When I was in high school, my mom worked at Bed, Bath and Beyond, so I was always there.

— Abbi Jacobson

Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.

— Keith Waterhouse

I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I had breakfast in bed.

— Oscar Wilde

I have no qualms sharing my stuff with others. Whether it is a bed or any other stuff.

— Rashami Desai

I go to bed every night and think about what I'm grateful for.

— Ant Anstead

A great dowry is a bed full of brables. [A great dowry is a bed full of brambles.]

— George Herbert

Of course I'm going to be labeled as a sex symbol. I made my bed, and I'm sleeping in it.

— Miranda Kerr

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed.

— John Cleveland

I can get ready in five minutes, but getting out of bed takes forever.

— Kaia Gerber

I spend a lot of time in bed when I'm off. But if I'm feeling adventurous, I'll go to a gallery.

— Dua Lipa

If you were foolish enough to sing all the summer, you must dance supperless to bed in the winter.

— Aesop

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas

— Red Skelton