Bed Quotes · Page 33

On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!

— Charles M. Schulz

My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

— Joan Rivers

I've gotten out of bed a lot of days for a lot less than $10,000.

— Amber Valletta

I think I am the Elizabeth Barrett of 2015. Not in terms of genius but in bed a lot.

— Viv Albertine

Do three things each night before you go to bed: read a poem, read a short story, read an essay.

— Ray Bradbury

I work hard, I work late, I have nothing on my conscience. When I go to bed, I sleep.

— Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

My favorite piece of furniture is my bed, cause' it's fluffy and so comfortable!

— Vivica A. Fox

O bed! O bed! delicious bed! That heaven upon earth to the weary head.

— Thomas Hood

Many times man lives and dies Betweeen his two eternities, That of race and that of soul, And ancient Ireland knew it…

— William Butler Yeats

As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less Who goes to…

— Dorothy L. Sayers

To choose one's victims, to prepare one's plan minutely, to slake an implacable vengeance, and then to go to bed... There is…

— Joseph Stalin

I just looked at her, feeling utterly empty. I didn't know what I was supposed to say to her. My life is…

— Maggie Stiefvater

Our beds are empty two-thirds of the time. Our living rooms are empty seven-eighths of the time. Our office buildings are empty…

— R. Buckminster Fuller

I'm more of a realist when it comes to life, and I'd much rather my mother be in a spiritual place in…

— Kevin Hart

I'm even afraid to lay down with you at night, because when you go to bed at night, mean woman, you got…

— John Lee Hooker

You lay, a small knuckle on my white bed; lay, that fist like a snail, small and strong at my breast. Your…

— Anne Sexton

The result was that, if it happened to clear off after a cloudy evening, I frequently arose from my bed at any…

— Simon Newcomb

The only music we ever listened to out in the piney woods was Roy Acuff and the Grand Ole Opry. That was…

— George Jones

It is vice to go to bed with someone you are not married to or have someone of your own sex or…

— Gore Vidal

The tool that's most associated with the recent progress against malaria is the long-lasting bed net. Bed nets are a fantastic innovation.…

— Bill Gates

You know, if you’re caught with an ounce of cocaine, the chances are good you’re going to go to jail. If it…

— Elizabeth Warren

Dawn is about luminosity and so is the iPhone... The little drawings of the dawn are done while I'm still in bed...…

— David Hockney

All these relics gave... Thornfield Hall the aspect of a home of the past: a shrine to memory. I liked the hush,…

— Charlotte Bronte

[regarding US conquest of the Philippines] "I turn green in bed at midnight if I think of the horror of a year's…

— Henry Adams

I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.

— Charles M. Schulz

Young boys should never be sent to bed. They always wake up a day older.

— James M. Barrie

If you're unwell you can simply cuddle up in bed and tune into a thriller. It's the best remedy.

— Sriram Raghavan

“He knows he will be hurt. The warnings come to him in bed because repose threatens him”

— Louise Glück

I don't wear anything in bed. But I'm not ready for a nude scene quite yet.

— Nigella Lawson

I've removed legs from dogs on the bed of my truck on the farm.

— Ted Yoho

I am certain that I never did grow in grace one-half so much anywhere as I have upon the bed of pain.

— Charles Spurgeon

I don't throw lavish parties or nothing like that - I just want a bed and a TV.

— Bruno Mars

Wedlock is the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise lounge.

— Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Radical Islam and US exceptionalism are in bed with each other. They're like lovers, methinks.

— John Cusack

There is no home as comfortable as your father's arms and no bed as soft as your mother's lap.

— Faraaz Kazi

I don't go to bed every night worried about getting back into baseball.

— Pete Rose

When I go to bed, I ask God to give me one more day tomorrow. When I get it, I'm excited and…

— Richard Simmons

I have to meditate before I go to bed, always. I have to let the day go and let the eternal in.

— Bellamy Young

Ah, children, be afraid of going prayerless to bed, lest the Devil be your bedfellow.

— Cotton Mather

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

— Anonymous