Bed Quotes · Page 35

This is the sad bed of chosen chastity because you are miles and mountains away.

— Erica Jong

I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.

— Steven Wright

I'm easy to please. I just need a bed and video games, and I'm set.

— Matt Leinart

The happiest part of a man's life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.

— Samuel Johnson

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock

— Jerry Lawler

This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!

— William Shakespeare

The joy of motherhood: what a mother experiences when all her children are in bed

— Barbara Johnson

One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with.

— Helen Gurley Brown

A Tory minister can sleep in ten different women's beds in a week. A Labour minister gets it in the neck if…

— Clement Attlee

But now the giant heads of Plato and Socrates, each with an expression of penetrating wisdom carved on his white features, surveyed…

— J. G. Farrell

I wake up: I am mental, I got to bed and I am mental, I am mental within my dreams, I am…

— Joey Jordison

Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I…

— Jay Leno

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or…

— Edwin Edwards

I know it's not fair to ask you to be with me when we can't even sleep in the same bed, but…

— Sylvia Day

My 'thing' is that I just lie in my immense bed and look out the window at the skyline over Virginia and…

— Ben Stein

Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.

— Demetri Martin

I love sleeping in my son's silly racecar bed. I love watching hours of 'Yo Gabba Gabba.' I love long playdates with…

— Marissa Jaret Winokur

I made cranberry sauce, and when it was done put it into a dark blue bowl for the beautiful contrast. I was…

— Elizabeth Berg

Various parts of my body told me that in the future they would appreciate it if I slept lying down on a…

— Anonymous

I wanted to tell her that if only something were wrong with my body it would be fine, I would rather have…

— Sylvia Plath

Don't blink. You just might miss your babies growing like mine did. Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your…

— Kenny Chesney

There was a time when everyone remembered that stupid thing about me not getting out of bed for less than $10,000 a…

— Linda Evangelista

And we've read scary books and watched scary movies and TV shows together. He's met monsters, ghouls, and demons on the page…

— Anne Lamott

Over the summer we chatted one night while Angie stripped a bed, changed wet sheets, comforted and repajamaed a toddler, and chased…

— Jen Lancaster

But no one ever is allowed in Sleepytown, unless He goes to bed in time to take the Sleepytown Express!

— Anonymous

I don't want to wake up with cops surrounding my bed tonight.

— Anthony Jeselnik

I never get out of bed in the morning without having communion with God in the Spirit.

— Smith Wigglesworth

Out on the lawn I lie in bed, Vega conspicuous overhead.

— W. H. Auden

One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our…

— E. V. Lucas

I never hang my feet off the end of the bed -I'm afraid little gremlins will bite my toes! Really!

— Nick Carter

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

— Aaron McGruder

The presence of a bed changes the way people interact.

— Lynn Nottage

The best way not to find the bed too cold is to go to bed colder than the bed is.

— Carlo Borromeo

My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.

— Groucho Marx

Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?

— Jo Brand

Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course.

— John Gielgud

I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.

— Heather Mills

I read "The Yoga Sutras" every day.And also the "The Bhagavad Gita." Those two books sit by my bed.

— Russell Simmons

In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.

— Luigi Pirandello

I have made my bed In charnels and on coffins, where black death Keeps record of the trophies won

— Percy Bysshe Shelley