Bed Quotes · Page 37

Mom would go to bed at night and pray that God would make her Bernadette Peters.

— Randy Rainbow

I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.

— John Wilson

The gentle race of flowers Are lying in their lowly beds.

— William C. Bryant

the greatest luxury I know is sitting up reading in bed.

— Eleanor Roosevelt

If I lie down on my bed I must be here, But if I lie down in my grave I may be…

— Stevie Smith

Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.

— Mason Cooley

Go early to bed. Start maybe working out a little sooner. Stay patient. Stop smoking.

— Nicolas Colsaerts

Passion is what drives me forward. Passion is what makes me go to bed at 2am and wake up at 6am.

— Aliko Dangote

Descartes spent far too much time in bed subject to the persistent hallucination that he was thinking. You are not free from…

— Flann O'Brien

My secret is I cannot go to bed, I cannot sleep, if my bed is not made before I go to bed.…

— Kevin Jonas

I think there's something extraordinarily nice about seeing the dawn up before one goes to bed, [] there's something uncanny about it.

— Nick Drake

I have a ship's bed, which totally plays to my obsession of, if I were not an actress, I would be a…

— Zosia Mamet

I was a bed wetter till very late. My mom used to hang my sheets out the window to dry, and I'd…

— Vince Vaughn

Every night there's a moment that I just wanna go back to bed. I just get nervous. Then I run on (stage)…

— Ringo Starr

On tour, I'll get up at 5 p.m. and go to bed at 8 in the morning. With fishing, it's the exact…

— Anonymous

It's folly that women measure their happiness with the pleasures of the bed, but they do. And when the pleasure cools or…

— Euripides

Once I spoke the language of the flowers, Once I understood each word the caterpillar said, Once I smiled in secret at…

— Shel Silverstein

Perhaps you went to bed last night thinking about the overdue bills, the lack of finances, the problematic people and situations you…

— Iyanla Vanzant

Heroism's just doing more than you want to do or think you can. Sometimes it's just doing the crappy things, the unhappy…

— Nora Roberts

I have tried all my life to look after my skin, so I never do things like go to bed with make-up…

— Delia Smith

It is easy for men to give advice, but difficult for one's self to follow; we have an example in physicians: for…

— Philemon

“When your day ends up , & your body realize that its bed time! , what is the first thing u think…

— Anonymous

Now that my kids are out of the house, I'm finally able to get to the classics I never read: Emily Bronte,…

— Robin Wright

Give to me the life I love, Let the lave go by me, Give the jolly heaven above And the byway nigh…

— Robert Louis Stevenson

Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.

— Jules Feiffer

Life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by a desire to change his bed.

— Charles Baudelaire

Commune with your own heart upon your bed, and be still.

— Maimonides

No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.

— Grace Slick

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better.

— Richie Ashburn

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

— Chris Rock

Some things are better when it’s raining. Like reading. Or sleeping. Or this.” “Lying in bed with me?

— Lisa Kleypas

Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.

— Jimmy Fallon

I'm not against business. I'm against big business in bed with big government.

— Dave Brat

Thank God we can't tell the future. We'd never get out of bed.

— Tracy Letts

Surely going to bed with a man before marriage was the most courageous act of my life.

— Diana Trilling

I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.

— Frank Carson

A woman without breasts is like a bed without pillows.

— Anatole France

Mmm, he rumbled into my ear. I thought that being married meant that I never go to bed hungry.

— Patricia Briggs

It's so important to read a book before bed and do some weird stretching.

— Lady Amelia Windsor