She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size). — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Stalin's henchman Molotov, 96, died old and in bed, a privilege he helped to deny to millions. — George Will Copy Share Image
It's not music you would use to get a girl into bed. If anything, you're going to frighten her off. — David Byrne Copy Share Image
Those who hate to go to bed fear death; those who hate to get up fear life. — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
How many more cars, clothes, toys and trinkets do we really need before we wake up and realize that half the world… — K.P. Yohannan Copy Share Image
I've heard expressions like, 'Are you good in bed?' What does that even mean? For me, good in bed means sleeping seven… — Karan Johar Copy Share Image
“Or...perhaps Fate laid out your life for you like a dress on a bed, and you could either wear it or go… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
He shimmered out, and I sat up in bed with that rather unpleasant feeling you get sometimes that you're going to die… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
My dream has always been to suspend myself in space when I write, and lying horizontal in bed is the closest to… — Richard Powers Copy Share Image
I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I know I am dying, but my deathbed is a bed of roses. I have no thorns planted upon my dying pillow.… — John Pawson Copy Share Image
I would have it inscribed on the curtains of your bed and the walls of your chamber: "If you do not rise… — William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham Copy Share Image
On Leven's banks, while free to rove, And tune the rural pipe to love, I envied not the happiest swain That ever… — Tobias Smollett Copy Share Image
I willingly trust myself to chance. I let my thoughts wander, I digress, not only sitting at my work, but all day… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
One night I was in bed-and remember that I'm on the second floor of a hotel-when I spotted this crab coming toward… — Jennifer Esposito Copy Share Image
Regardless of its purpose, the humpback-whale song is the most complex piece of nonhuman composition on earth. Whether it's art, prayer, or… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Behind every word a whole world is hidden that must be imagined. Actually, every word has a great burden of memories, not… — Heinrich Böll Copy Share Image
Whatever it is that you're passionate about, whatever it is that you absolutely love, and whatever it is that you would get… — Dana White Copy Share Image
I get a call, and it's Howard Bingham, and he's got the champ on the line.Muhammad Ali didn't remember me from being… — Mickey Rourke Copy Share Image
It will come with a rush and a roar and a shudder. It will come howling and laughing and shrieking and moaning.… — Dalton Trumbo Copy Share Image
To carry care to bed is to sleep with a pack on your back — Thomas Chandler Haliburton Copy Share Image
I'm done. I'm going to go to bed and read important books about theater." "It would would be easier if you just… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
My father was predisposed to drunken rages. I would hide under the bed. My sister and I were talking just the other… — Antonio Villaraigosa Copy Share Image
No one, but no one, ever behaves 'well' in bed unless they love or are loved - two conditions seldom fulfilled. — Francoise Sagan Copy Share Image
I suffer mornings most of all I feel so powerless and small By ten o'clock I'm back in bed Fighting the jury… — Amanda Palmer Copy Share Image
I spend a lot of time with my family. I go to bed early, don't watch too much television, don't read everything… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
I don’t want to sleep alone,” she says gently. And I don’t force her to. Sarai falls fast asleep curled up next… — J.A. Redmerski Copy Share Image
Old April wanes, and her last dewy morn Her death-bed steeps in tears; to hail the May New blooming blossoms neath the… — John Clare Copy Share Image
The whites, too, shall pass - perhaps sooner than other tribes. Continue to contaminate your bed and you will one night suffocate… — Chief Seattle Copy Share Image
my lazy little shadow, like an arrant sleepy-head, Had stayed at home behind me and was fast asleep in bed. — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
A vision is not a vision unless it says yes to some ideas and no to others, inspires people and is a… — Gifford Pinchot Copy Share Image
An episode that is near and dear to my heart is the entire cast in one room for the night because we… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
This disease leaves people bedridden. I've gone through phases where I couldn't roll over in bed. I couldn't speak. To have it… — Laura Hillenbrand Copy Share Image
But here's the sunset of a tedious day, These two asleep are; I'll but be undrest, And so to bed. Pray wish… — Robert Herrick Copy Share Image
It's pretty lonely and sad to be single. Every night was the same for me, I'd go home and curl up in… — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
