Bed Quotes · Page 38

My daily beauty regimen consists of washing my face before bed and putting on moisturizer.

— Rachel Bilson

First of all, I love singing. I mean, I get out of bed and I sing. I can't help it.

— Tom Jones

10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed?

— Alan Coren

Winning is a drive, it's a thing that you feel like when I go to bed at night I go to sleep.

— Arnold Palmer

I'll die propped up in bed trying to do a poem about America.

— Carl Sandburg

Next to my bed I have a custom lightsaber. A custom hilt with an orange blade up on the wall.

— Brook Lopez

Playing Risk - it's a perfect night before you go to bed.

— Joe Thornton

Dropping your cell on your face while trying to read something while in bed.

— Anonymous

The whitewash'd wall, the nicely sanded floor, The varnish'd clock that click'd behind the door; The chest, contriv'd a double debt to…

— Oliver Goldsmith

I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd…

— Emo Philips

When I saw her I was in love with her. Everything turned over inside of me. She looked toward the door, saw…

— Ernest Hemingway

I rubbed the contents of one bag onto my upper arm on the evening of June 7, just before I went to…

— Patrik Sinkewitz

The heavens are now seen to resemble a luxuriant garden, which contains the greatest variety of productions, in different flourishing beds.

— William Herschel

Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'

— Steven Wright

My wife and I make the bed every morning, but it's a queen size bed today, as opposed to a rack, you…

— William H. McRaven

I don't have time for any special skin routines. Many a night I go to bed with the gloppy mascara and all.

— Keri Russell

Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn't know this either, but love don't make things…

— John Patrick Shanley

A seasoned woman is spicy. She has been marinated in life experiences. Like a complex wine, she can be alternately sweet, tart,…

— Gail Sheehy

I realize that in a happy life, making your bed should play a very small part, I don't know why this is…

— Gretchen Rubin

Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don't pop in and out of bed; he has always…

— Barbara Cartland

There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual but indecision, and for whom the lighting of…

— William James

You can plan all you want to. You can lie in your morning bed and fill whole notebooks with schemes and intentions.…

— Wallace Stegner

Meanwhile, as we read, two little girls slept as if couched on zephyrs on the south side of the parlor floor, in…

— Mary Cantwell

He went to bed early, but could not fall asleep. He was haunted by sad and gloomy reflections about the inevitable end-…

— Ivan Turgenev

And here I am, dying in my bed, like cattle die. May the eyes of cowards never sleep.

— Khalid ibn al-Walid

She says you're not awake until you're actually out of bed and standing up.

— Richelle Mead

Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.

— Samuel Pepys

I am spiritual, I can't really cook and I sleep on the left side of the bed.

— Tanishk Bagchi

If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK.

— John Pinette

I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time.

— Stephen King

Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.

— Terry Pratchett

Virtue is the roughest way, but proves at night a bed of down.

— Henry Wotton

This is how magic is done. By hurling yourself into the abyss and discovering its a feather bed.

— Terence McKenna

Sometimes, an afternoon spent in bed with someone can be the most important thing in the universe.

— Malcolm Wilson

The best thoughts most often come in the morning after waking, while still in bed or while walking.

— Leo Tolstoy

And when the war is done and youth stone dead, I'd toddle safely home and die--in bed.

— Siegfried Sassoon

I hope that I am still racing at 50, as long as I can get out of bed.

— Justin Allgaier

I forget things really easily and remember them as soon as I go to bed.

— Frankie Bridge

I've just always liked hotels. I like the bed and the sheets and everything that comes along with it.

— David Boreanaz

Vittoria slipped off her robe. 'You've never been to bed with a yoga master, have you?

— Dan Brown