Bed Quotes · Page 16

My parents told me I'd point to a bed of flowers and say 'Pink. Pretty,' before I knew any other words.

— Joni Mitchell

I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.

— Linda Ronstadt

Oftentimes you walk on set and then suddenly you're in bed with someone who you've never met before.

— Cate Blanchett

When I'm in San Diego, it's carpools and making dinner and getting the kids to bed. It's real life.

— Marcela Valladolid

I would be miserable if I went to bed without having written 1,000 words about something.

— Max Hastings

The movement of the stream is distinct from the river bed, although it must adopt its winding course.

— Henri Bergson

Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of the best people.

— George Ade

The sun was a toddler insistently refusing to go to bed: It was past eight thirty and still light.

— John Green

Well I'm a 5 year old at heart; I still think that there is a monster under my bed - and I'm…

— Eva Mendes

I think that's probably the most devastating thing - when someone who is larger than life winds up a shadow of themselves…

— Jodi Picoult

This is not good. This is not right. My feet stick out of bed all night. And when I pull them in,…

— Dr. Seuss

Until I was six years old we lived in the projects, then my two brothers and three sisters and I moved to…

— David Johansen

When I sleep I sleep and do not dream because it is as well that I am what I seem when I…

— Gertrude Stein

“The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?”

— Steven Wright

SafeTrack - I keep saying this - is not going to fix Metro. It's a speeded up track work program, compressing three…

— Robert James Thomson

They are the most painful tears in the world ... the tears of the aged ... for they come from dried beds…

— Bess Streeter Aldrich

People made a big deal out of the fact this is the first time a sitting president has done a late-night show.…

— Jay Leno

Autobiography. Apparently one should not name the names of those one has been to bed with, or give explicit figures on the…

— Robert Silverberg

Water gushing out of thousands of springs at different places cannot move the wheels of a big engine to carry out very…

— Gulzarilal Nanda

There's a problem for them [teens] when they have to get up and go to school in the morning, they're very sleepy,…

— Shelby Harris

When I go out on court, I don't care what I look like. I don't care if I'm out of my bed…

— Sania Mirza

“We received our coloring from Norsemen. Hairy savages who hacked their gods to pieces and hung the flesh from trees. We are…

— Janet Fitch

Arise, awake! This path is arduous. So we learn from the wise, and we have to follow in the footsteps of the…

— Sri Chinmoy

So when you go to sleep at night, if you're someone who hasn't had any sleep deprivation, you have a very normal…

— Shelby Harris

When I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up…

— Phyllis Diller

“Some people make bad bed. They just have to lie in it.”

— Virginia Euwer Wolff

I was depressed a lot as a kid, and I was really sad and wouldn't be able to get out of bed.

— Alisha Boe

No man can be really free in bed with a woman who is not.

— Nancy Friday

My favorite color is purple. I have a huge velvet purple comforter on my bed.

— Meredith Brooks

My ideal evening is to have dinner with one person or a few persons, and then be in bed by 11.

— Lee Radziwill

Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed.

— Thomas Ken

I don't always take off my make-up before bed, and I like pizza at two in the morning.

— Katie Holmes

Maybe the bride-bed brings despair, For each an imagined image brings And finds a real image there...

— William Butler Yeats

My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.

— Jonas Eriksson

Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

— Groucho Marx

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day.

— H. L. Hunt

I've always been a keen waker-upper. I very quickly get bored just lying in bed.

— Alexander Armstrong

Christopher Walken would make a bed time story pretty interesting I reckon.

— Phoebe Fox

Tell me who is able to keep his bed chaste, or which goddess is able to live with one god alone?

— Anonymous

George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.

— Peter O'Toole