Bed Quotes · Page 17

When I go to bed at night and I think of humanity at large, I think of all those things.

— Sean Penn

You're less likely to experience a nightmare when sharing bed with someone you trust.

— Muniir Zero

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.

— Brad Pitt

I’d like to do a job where I don’t have to tie women to beds.

— Jamie Dornan

I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.

— Mitch Hedberg

If you go to bed at 10:00 and get up by 6:00 A.M., things will work out for you.

— Gordon B. Hinckley

Before I get out of bed, I am saying thank you. I know how important it is to be thankful.

— Al Jarreau

You just have to learn not to care about the dusty mites under the beds.

— Margaret Mead

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM…

— Bob Hope

I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That's a…

— Stacy Keibler

If you do a fifteen hour day on a film, there's a lot of time standing around but at the end of…

— Colin Farrell

I can remember hearing the theme tune to Dallas when I was supposed to be in bed. I would sneak down and…

— Ashley Madekwe

In family life people almost always adjust themselves to misfortune. They make a bed of it and hope makes them accept that…

— Honore de Balzac

Traveling around the world is really strenuous for me, being in a different bed every night, flying and everything.

— Britney Spears

I'm not giving in to anyone else's idea of how I ought to feel and look at 70. 'Retirement' is not a…

— Carmen Dell'Orefice

In the morning I get out of bed, I brush my teeth, I wash my face, I get dressed in the clothes…

— Matthew Dickman

You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

I'm in bed, so to speak, more with those people who consider themselves atheists but who are concerned about the same things,…

— Michael Eric Dyson

The clocks were striking midnight and the rooms were very still as a figure glided quietly from bed to bed, smoothing a…

— Louisa May Alcott

They lay on their heathery beds and listened to all the sounds of the night. They heard the little grunt of a…

— Enid Blyton

Relationships have always seemed very mysterious, and therefore worth exploring. I’m single, so it’s still kind of a mystery - a worthwhile…

— Michelle Williams

The animal merely makes a bed, which he warms with his body, in a sheltered place; but man, having discovered fire, boxes…

— Henry David Thoreau

Ancient one sleeping, waiting to rise When earth's power bleeds sacred red The mark strikes true; Queen Tsi Sgili will devise He…

— Anonymous

I go to a hotel and try to get there by 5:30 in the morning. I keep a dictionary, a thesaurus, a…

— Maya Angelou

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

— Jennifer Lopez

My kids would not get in to bed every night without me telling them that I loved them.

— Lisa Vanderpump

Sheep. Looting. Cousins." Lucien cursed and got out of bed.

— Melina Marchetta

The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.

— Michael Jackson

Before I go to bed, sometimes I'll just sit outside and philosophically assess the day.

— Nina Tassler

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

— Janet Evanovich

“If on thoughts of death we are fed, Thus, a coffin, became my bed.”

— E.A. Bucchianeri

What's done cannot be undone. To bed, to bed, to bed.

— William Shakespeare

The writer, an old man with a white moustache, had some difficulty getting into bed.

— Sherwood Anderson

Sick kids almost never go to their father's side of the bed to announce they're going to barf.

— Julie Ann Barnhill

If I was to listen and pay attention to everyone that criticized me, I'd stay home under the bed.

— Nancy Grace

I declare an end to my day by removing my phone from my bedroom and putting it in a phone charging bed.

— Arianna Huffington

Cara was six years younger. She slept in my bed for years.

— Poppy Delevingne

I always remove my makeup before sleeping and moisturise before bed and in the morning.

— Hazel Keech

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up

— Daphne Zuniga

Bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret.

— Charles Caleb Colton