Bed Quotes · Page 19

The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas.

— Basil Wolverton

Jesus rose from the grave and you, you can't even get out of bed.

— Keith Green

Believe me, those great death bed speeches are written ahead of time.

— Scott Simon

The way to bliss lies not on beds of down, And he that had no cross deserves no crown.

— Francis Quarles

I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.

— Ahmet Zappa

All right, big guy, down you go." Oh,yeah. Bed. Bed was good. "And look who's here. It's Nurse Vishous.

— J.R. Ward

I don't want someone to watch sports in bed. That drives me nuts.

— Elizabeth Hurley

If you're going to spend a week in bed you might as well do it in style.

— Bez

Genuine sorrows are very tranquil in appearance in the deep bed they have dug for themselves. But, seeming to slumber, they corrode…

— Honore de Balzac

A man can do a television interview and roll out of bed 15 minutes before; it's just not the same for a…

— Michele Bachmann

Voice acting is about the easiest thing to do. You roll out of bed, throw your clothes on that you had on…

— Brent Spiner

I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed,…

— Rich Fulcher

I lay in bed at night crying to myself. The only one who loved me and watched over me was someone I…

— Marilyn Monroe

I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of…

— Joan Rivers

Love laid his sleepless head On a thorny rose bed: And his eyes with tears were red, And pale his lips as…

— Algernon Charles Swinburne

Life, is easy. And if yours isn't, quit whining. Oh, wait. unless you're just a head amd then, you do have it…

— Christopher Titus

No matter how people mess with you or let you down, or how you let yourself down, a good book means that…

— Anne Lamott

Without a quest, life is quickly reduced to bleak black and wimpy white, a diet too bland to get anybody out of…

— Charles R. Swindoll

Two days later, two days before Christmas, I am judged fat and sane enough to be kicked out of the hospital. The…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

A man who falls straight into bed night after night, and ceases to live until the moment when he wakes and rises,…

— Marcel Proust

For morning news, people want to know as they are getting dressed, as they are getting ready to leave [for work], "what…

— Gayle King

When I go into the garden with a spade and dig a bed I feel such an exhilaration and health that I…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I found the iPad to be too large and heavy to use comfortably in casual situations (like reading in bed, for example),…

— John Battelle

Upon the hearth the fire is red, Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet, Still…

— Anonymous

Putin goes to bed at night knowing he can break all the rules, and the West will follow all the rules.

— Jim Mattis

If I can use my social platform to get help in finding someone a bed, then what's the harm?

— Akshara Haasan

Sleep, as a kid we dont want it but as and adult we cherish it!

— Anonymous

go barefoot and be warm all the time not only when you go to bed and sleep

— Nikki Giovanni

[W]e all lie down in our bed of earth as sure to wake as ever we can be to shut our eyes.

— Joseph Hall

He Kept recalling her lying on his bed; she reminded him of no one in his former life.

— Milan Kundera

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Up late talking to the fans on a website, That's the only thing that send ya man off to bed right

— Joe Budden

You shouldn't look at blue light for 90 minutes before bed.

— Mat Fraser

I sometimes wonder what this person or that person might be like in bed.

— Katie Price

There goes a saying, and 'twas shrewdly said, ''Old fish at table, but young flesh in bed.

— Alexander Pope

My own experience is that a certain kind of genius among students is best brought out in bed.

— Allen Ginsberg

Addictions do come in handy sometimes: at least you have to get out of bed for them.

— Martin Amis

Bed is the best place for reading, thinking, or doing nothing.

— Doris Lessing

I went to an amazing school in Brooklyn called St. Anne's that's a really kind of creative hot bed.

— Lena Dunham

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.

— Arnold Bennett