To carry care to bed is to sleep with a pack on your back — Thomas Chandler Haliburton Copy Share Image
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size). — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Stalin's henchman Molotov, 96, died old and in bed, a privilege he helped to deny to millions. — George Will Copy Share Image
Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
To choose one's victims, to prepare one's plan minutely, to slake an implacable vengeance, and then to go to bed... There is… — Joseph Stalin Copy Share Image
As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less Who goes to… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
Many times man lives and dies Betweeen his two eternities, That of race and that of soul, And ancient Ireland knew it… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
I've never been able to sleep very much, even when I was a kid. I used to hate being forced to lay… — Dan Chaon Copy Share Image
The members of our secret service have apparently spent so much time under the bed looking for communists that they haven't had… — Michael Foot Copy Share Image
This week, a 95-year-old woman married a 98-year-old man to become the world's oldest newlyweds. They're registered at Bed, Sponge Bath and… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I'm in a body, and when my sleep ends, I'm awake. I don't really understand the... that's not really a choice. I… — Gary Kraftsow Copy Share Image
I check my phone first thing when I wake up in the morning. I usually take it up with me to bed… — Jami Attenberg Copy Share Image
Indolence is the worst enemy that the church has to encounter. Men sleep around her altar, stretching themselves on beds of ease,… — Frederic Dan Huntington Copy Share Image
People do sometimes change, of course. Habits, allegiances, dreams are all alterable, but only under extraordinary pressure - like great love, fear,… — Josephine Humphreys Copy Share Image
Many aspects of the writing life have changed since I published my first book, in the 1960s. It is more corporate, more… — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
It is something that is just there, and it is huge, and everything has been built around it, and wherever one happens… — Mike Mason Copy Share Image
As I watched Bill, waiting with apparent calm for death to come to him, I had a flash of him as I'd… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Our cellar home had a kitchen and a combination bedroom and half bath, which meant we had a sink next to the… — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
I want so much for my lover. At night when our beds are drawn close together I waken and see his dear… — Dawn Powell Copy Share Image
It's not music you would use to get a girl into bed. If anything, you're going to frighten her off. — David Byrne Copy Share Image
Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you). — Vantile Whitfield Copy Share Image
In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream. — Luigi Pirandello Copy Share Image
I have made my bed In charnels and on coffins, where black death Keeps record of the trophies won — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
I'm not comfortable leaving the apartment if the bed isn't made or a chair isn't tucked into the table. — Leandra Medine Copy Share Image
Early to bed and early to rise makes a person dull, boring, and despised. — Ernie J Zelinski Copy Share Image
I read "The Yoga Sutras" every day.And also the "The Bhagavad Gita." Those two books sit by my bed. — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course. — John Gielgud Copy Share Image
I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun. — Heather Mills Copy Share Image
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
The headlong stream is termed violent But the river bed hemming it in is Termed violent by no one. — Bertolt Brecht Copy Share Image
There are no taboos in bed, and there shouldn't be any taboos in bed. — Frank Langella Copy Share Image
