Bed Quotes · Page 13

I am spiritual, I can't really cook and I sleep on the left side of the bed.

— Tanishk Bagchi

Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.

— Samuel Pepys

Mmm, he rumbled into my ear. I thought that being married meant that I never go to bed hungry.

— Patricia Briggs

A woman without breasts is like a bed without pillows.

— Anatole France

I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.

— Frank Carson

Surely going to bed with a man before marriage was the most courageous act of my life.

— Diana Trilling

10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed?

— Alan Coren

Winning is a drive, it's a thing that you feel like when I go to bed at night I go to sleep.

— Arnold Palmer

True wisdom gives the only possible answer at any given moment, and that night, going back to bed was the only possible…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

I'm like a child inside and I really get excited, so sometimes when I'm trying to go to bed, I'm so excited…

— Sean Combs

The daughter-in-law of Pythagoras said that a woman who goes to bed with a man ought to lay aside her modesty with…

— Michel de Montaigne

My hamstrings are permanently into a state of openness. I could probably fall out of bed into a split and not tear…

— Katya Zamolodchikova

I am not an early bird. I go to bed normally between midnight and 1 o'clock, so it is understandable that I…

— Dieter Rams

My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila…

— Teri Polo

I always have to have a Bed Bath & Beyond 20 percent - off coupon on me at all times, because you never know.

— Leslie Grossman

I'm damn near 37 years old, and I'm jumping up and down on the bed like my 10-year-old. I was a wild man

— Terrence Howard

Come on, Ella. Sleep green.' Ignoring him, I got into bed wearing a T-shirt and boxer shorts printed with penguins. I reached…

— Lisa Kleypas

An emptiness rules at its core, a rottenness, a silence when one of you retires to bed without saying good night, when…

— Nikki Gemmell

I read the 'Old Testament' all the way through when I was about 13 and was horrified. A few months afterwards I…

— Terry Pratchett

It is like having a blanket that is too small for the bed, you pull the blanket up to keep your chest…

— Jose Mourinho

The pleasure in traveling consists of the obstacles, the fatigue, and even the danger. What charm can anyone find in an excursion…

— Theophile Gautier

. . some moment happens in your life that you say yes right up to the roots of your hair, that makes…

— Frederick Buechner

My wife and I replaced our nest with one on wheels. The RV became our new home. It's remarkable how homey it…

— David James

Up and away for life! be fleet!- The frost-king ties my fumbling feet, Sings in my ears, my hands are stones, Curdles…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

First of all, I love singing. I mean, I get out of bed and I sing. I can't help it.

— Tom Jones

It's so important to read a book before bed and do some weird stretching.

— Lady Amelia Windsor

My daily beauty regimen consists of washing my face before bed and putting on moisturizer.

— Rachel Bilson

I forget things really easily and remember them as soon as I go to bed.

— Frankie Bridge

I hope that I am still racing at 50, as long as I can get out of bed.

— Justin Allgaier

Vittoria slipped off her robe. 'You've never been to bed with a yoga master, have you?

— Dan Brown

I've just always liked hotels. I like the bed and the sheets and everything that comes along with it.

— David Boreanaz

This is how magic is done. By hurling yourself into the abyss and discovering its a feather bed.

— Terence McKenna

Virtue is the roughest way, but proves at night a bed of down.

— Henry Wotton

Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.

— Terry Pratchett

I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time.

— Stephen King

If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK.

— John Pinette

And when the war is done and youth stone dead, I'd toddle safely home and die--in bed.

— Siegfried Sassoon

Sometimes, an afternoon spent in bed with someone can be the most important thing in the universe.

— Malcolm Wilson

The best thoughts most often come in the morning after waking, while still in bed or while walking.

— Leo Tolstoy

Those who hate to go to bed fear death; those who hate to get up fear life.

— W. H. Auden