The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
“It was the first time he'd persuaded a girl into bed by mentioning the possibility of fleas.” — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
Thirst of wealth no quiet knows, But near the death-bed fierce grows. — Anne Finch, Countess of Winchilsea Copy Share Image
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a joy to work where I live, and come home and sleep in my own bed. — Len Cariou Copy Share Image
I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good. — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
When I was 15 or 16 - I slept really well then. Now I sleep on a bed of anxiety-tipped nails. — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
When I was in bed with Marilyn Monroe, I was never sure before, during or after, where her mind was. — Tony Curtis Copy Share Image
I get really restless when I haven't worked for a day and a half. I have a recurring dream that people are… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Every day is like Halloween or Christmas eve for me. I go to bed, and I'm so excited to get back to… — Adam Green Copy Share Image
Someone wake me when it's over When the evening silence softens golden Just lay me on bed of dover Oh, I need… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
It's superb, definitely. Something that is new to me, that is shocking. I got the news last night about 3 in the… — Scottie Pippen Copy Share Image
I seldom went to bed before two or three o'clock in the morning, on the theory that if anything of interest were… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between… — Greg Norman Copy Share Image
I'm really boring. I get up early. I go to bed early. I don't smoke or drink. I mean, I'll eat a… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
My very first recollection of life on earth was waking up in bed with my mother, and she was showing me a… — Jesse Jackson Copy Share Image
Having a hangover with small children is never a good idea. I did it once and it was the biggest mistake I've… — Sharleen Spiteri Copy Share Image
Addie, please." More tears dripped down her cheeks. "Don't be so hard." "Oh, please," I muttered...and that was as far as I… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
At first, my bedroom had flowers and yellow walls and huge furniture in plastic that was orange and green - and furry… — Tove Lo Copy Share Image
In correct theology, the Virgin ought not to be represented in bed, for she could not suffer like ordinary women, but her… — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
I am strongly of the opinion that, after the age of twenty-one, a man ought not to be out of bed and… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I thought the earth remembered me, she took me back so tenderly, arranging her dark skirts, her pockets full of lichens and… — Mary Oliver Copy Share Image
The basic paradox about sex is that it always seems to be offering more than it can deliver. A glimpse of a… — Colin Wilson Copy Share Image
I exist, I am, I am here, I am becoming, I make my own life and no one else makes it for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That evidence of the spirit of life is what makes me get out of bed in the morning. — Kristin Bauer van Straten Copy Share Image
You must bring great resolve to your work. It's not all a bed of roses. — Douglas Conant Copy Share Image
Laurels grow in the Bay of Biscay, I hope a bed of them may be found in the Mediterranean. — Horatio Nelson Copy Share Image
If I listened to my critics, I would still be at home under my bed right now. — Nancy Grace Copy Share Image
Sometimes I eat at, like, 9:30 at night and then go to bed at 10:30 and wake up at 4:00. — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
i'm alternatingly brilliant and witless-and sleepless: bed is just a swamp to roll in. — Marilyn Hacker Copy Share Image
It's actually the spirit helping the spirit; it is the doctor, the bed, the potion. — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
