I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One of the best things about marriage is that it gets young people to bed at a decent hour. — M. M. Musselman Copy Share Image
Create a vision that makes you wanna jump out of bed in the morning. — Ella Henderson Copy Share Image
A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with… — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. — Carl Perkins Copy Share Image
For me being depressed means you can spend all day in bed, and still not get a good night's rest. — Judith Guest Copy Share Image
Our beds are empty two-thirds of the time. Our living rooms are empty seven-eighths of the time. Our office buildings are empty… — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
I just looked at her, feeling utterly empty. I didn't know what I was supposed to say to her. My life is… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I'm more of a realist when it comes to life, and I'd much rather my mother be in a spiritual place in… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I'm even afraid to lay down with you at night, because when you go to bed at night, mean woman, you got… — John Lee Hooker Copy Share Image
I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
They bit you. You should've changed, too, you know." "Sometimes I wish I had," I told him. He closed his eyes, miles… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I get as much sleep as possible. When I get home, I have just enough energy to lay out my clothes and… — Constance Marie Copy Share Image
Rhianon, he said, hold my hand, Rhianon. She did not hear him, but stood over his bed and fixed him with an… — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image
A sleepy smile pulled at my lips as I rolled onto my stomach, stretching my legs out and pointing my toes. The… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
It's awkward: Here you are with most of your clothes off in bed with this person who you've really just met. You're… — Sheryl Lee Copy Share Image
I who all the Winter through, Cherished other loves than you And kept hands with hoary policy in marriage-bed and pew; Now… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
Are you sure?" Aidan asked, "Gavriel's still a vampire." "He warned me about you and about them. He didn't have to. I'm… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Two of the actors, Sean Bean and Orlando Bloom, have been caught between two landslides and are now trapped in a tiny… — Peter Jackson Copy Share Image
Luneta and her parents started and whirled around, to see Terence standing just inside Luneta's door. "Deuce it, Terence!" Luneta's father expostulated.… — Gerald Morris Copy Share Image
For me, the greatest source of frustration was trying to work with a willful child when there was something else I wanted… — Carolyn Hax Copy Share Image
