Bed Quotes · Page 8

I'd rather buy clothes then buy a bed

— Christian Siriano

Hugh Grant is fantastic in bed. He always has been.

— Elizabeth Hurley

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it.

— Daniel J. Boorstin

I never read in bed, only in my study.

— Peter Ackroyd

I lay down so hard, I got bed rash

— Lil Wayne

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty

— Walter Matthau

I don't sleep. I have a notepad next to my bed.

— Alvin Leung

You can be a dreamer, but don't live in your bed.

— Sho Baraka

Wishin' was dyin' but I gotta make it all this way to that bed on these feet.

— John Berryman

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.

— Phyllis Diller

I like acting a lot, but it's not something I get out of bed for every day.

— Joe Russo

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

— Emo Philips

When I was little, I used to spend a lot of time making up stories when I was put to bed.

— Jane Hawking

Heaven deliver us, what's a poet? Something that can't go to bed without making a song about it.

— Dorothy L. Sayers

If I'm seeing a three-hour foreign film, I don't want to watch it in a bed.

— John Waters

Just lying in my big bed with Frette sheets. Oh my god, there's nothing better.

— Robin Wright

I'm not going to lie: I'm awful at mornings. Once I'm awake, it still takes me half an hour to actually get…

— Jacob Anderson

Despite my exhaustion I have a devil of a time getting to sleep because of the rats above my bed and a…

— Claude Monet

Is your relationship strong enough to survive a trip to Ikea? Is their furniture strong enough to survive a relationship? Have you…

— Greg Gutfeld

She closed her hands around his and shut her eyes, imagining their bed cut free of this strange prison, floating through space…

— Cassandra Clare

The little depression I experienced during my manic-depression was not like depression as anyone else had ever described it. It was very…

— Andy Behrman

Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It's that time of night, lying in bed, thinking what you really think,…

— Allen Ginsberg

You lay, a small knuckle on my white bed; lay, that fist like a snail, small and strong at my breast. Your…

— Anne Sexton

Dearest Jesus, holy child, make thee a bed, soft, undefiled, within my heart, that it may be a quiet chamber kept for…

— Martin Luther

He stepped colser. Looked deep into my eyes. Hesitated a millisecond, and then dove in. "I think I'm falling in love with…

— Jennifer Rardin

One night a friend lent me a book of short stories by Franz Kafka. I went back to the pension where I…

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I love living. I love that I'm alive to love my age. There are many people who went to bed just as…

— Maya Angelou

I am a lip person. I constantly need a really good lip moisturizer with me. Mine is a Clairin's moisture replenishing lip…

— Lindy Booth

Every love relationship rests on an unwritten agreement unthinkingly concluded by the lovers in the first weeks of their love. They are…

— Milan Kundera

I was lying in bed this morning and saying to myself, 'the remarkable thing about Ethel is her stupendous self-satisfaction' when in…

— Virginia Woolf

A chorus of tough southern belles whispered, You need a loyal husband around here. Loyal to you, loyal to your family, loyal…

— Deborah Smith

Late in the winter of my seventeenth year, my mother decided I was depressed, presumably because I rarely left the house, spent…

— John Green

A death-bed's a detector of the heart.

— Edward Young

A man should never give promises in bed.

— Robert Jordan

The ideal companion in bed is a good book.

— Robertson Davies

The sun has not caught me in bed in fifty years.

— Thomas Jefferson

My faith has no bed to sleep upon but omnipotence.

— Samuel Rutherford

Im not gay, but the man in my bed last night was.

— Tom DeLonge

When you're in bed, you're dead

— Mitch Albom

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

— Wilson Mizner