Bed Quote by Jose Mourinho

Somebody bought me a Snuggie as a joke gift. Haha, the joke's on you, I enjoy it. I toss and turn at night, finally…

— Daniel Tosh

I crocheted a blanket larger than a king-size bed. I just kept going.

— Brooke Elliott

“To enjoy bodily warmth, some small part of you must be cold, for there is no quality in this world that is not what…

— Herman Melville

If I have a pillow to rest my head on, and a blanket to cover up with... I have nothing to complain about.

— Anonymous

“A blanket could be used to offset things likely to set you off. When you start to get hot, just wrap yourself in a…

— Jarod Kintz

I always request a king-size bed, and if I can't, I try to work that out right after I land. I unpack immediately so…

— Geoffrey Zakarian

Nothing makes you feel better than when you get into a hotel bed, and the sheets feel so good. Why shouldn't you wake up…

— Bobby Berk

Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.

— Mitch Hedberg

When you have a quality mattress, great sheets, and a good duvet with the perfect fill, it all works together to give you the…

— Jonathan Scott

This is not good. This is not right. My feet stick out of bed all night. And when I pull them in, oh dear!…

— Dr. Seuss

“A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itchiness of desire that cannot be satisfied by a single…

— Jarod Kintz

“The more so, I say, because truly to enjoy bodily warmth, some small part of you must be cold, for there is no quality…

— Herman Melville