When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon. — Homer Copy Share Image
You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Someday I hope I am successful enough so I can add bacon to my burger without asking how much more it costs. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“I’ve sometimes imagined that if sin had a flavor, it might very well be bacon. It even tastes smoky, as if it… — George Takei Copy Share Image
Bacon Is Bacon Eggs Are Eggs Don't Let A Guy Get In Between Your Legs, He Says Your Cute, He Says Your… — Danish Copy Share Image
Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying,… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
Bacon is bacon eggs is eggs dont let guys between your leggs They say your hot they say your fine but 9… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That women bring home the bacon, fry it up, serve it for breakfast, and use its greasy remains to make candles for… — Jennifer Senior Copy Share Image
I think we love bacon because it has all the qualities of an amazing sensory experience. When we cook it, the sizzling… — Alexandra Guarnaschelli Copy Share Image
“Francis Bacon is a good-looking young man. I don't think he has a girlfriend but I don't know. I don't think he… — James Marshall Copy Share Image
Let's all be honest here for a second, okay - bacon? Not even that good. Now, I'm not saying that it's bad.… — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
When I cook for my family on Christmas, I make feijoada, a South American dish of roasted and smoked meats like ham,… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Somebody once asked me if I changed my name for acting. What kind of an idiot would want to suffer a lifetime… — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
“done, we will never work. There will always be one more amazing distraction. Our minds will do anything to avoid the challenge… — Jon Acuff Copy Share Image
It's not just that I love bacon so much; I feel like something about bacon reflects my personality. It's salty and it's… — Cara Delevingne Copy Share Image
“Didn't I tell you? I've got one superpower. I can detect bacon from anywhere. Guess I'm still hungry You're killing me Holden.… — Jordan Dane Copy Share Image
When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
You can eat cornmeal pudding with some cream as a sweet dish, or combine it with salty and savoury things such as… — Andi Oliver Copy Share Image
“One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but… — Frank Tayell Copy Share Image
“Turkey Bacon. It's like saying "shoot" instead of "shit." It just doesn't quite carry the moment.” — George Takei Copy Share Image
I wish I was a guy who could have pancakes and bacon and cheesy eggs, but I'd curl up and pass out.… — Donnie Wahlberg Copy Share Image
Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us,… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
I always say Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is my biggest influence. But for painters, I like many, many painters, but I love Francis Bacon… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
My old modus operandi was, if you're going to have a grilled cheese and bacon sandwich, don't have one, have two. If… — Al Roker Copy Share Image
If deep-frying catfish, try a dredge of seasoned flour and cornmeal and add some bacon fat to the oil. — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
@poptart You're so greedy that if you became King, you'd force everyone to convert to Judaism just to save all the bacon… — Leilaa Copy Share Image
There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I love Francis Bacon. I just saw a great Jackson Pollock exhibit at the Dallas Museum when I was home for Thanksgiving. — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
Various different people have inspired me throughout my career. From Francis Bacon to Vassareli, Coco Chanel to Christian Dior, Cecil Beaton, musicians,… — Dries van Noten Copy Share Image
“If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“don’t do yoga,” I told her. “Take it up and drop the bacon sandwiches and it will put ten years on your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Eve bit into some bacon -- honestly, good sex, a hot shower, then bacon? Did a morning get any better?” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“You don’t hate him.” “I do,” Georgie said. “His face is always wet, and the best thing he smells like is bacon… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Once you put bacon into a salad it's no longer a salad, it just becomes a game of find the bacon in… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with… — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
I see a lot of people use the Paleo diet as an excuse to eat bacon for every meal. That's a bit… — Chris Mohr Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee Copy Share Image
“just heard a commercial which told me Farmer John smokes his own bacon. now, there's one tough son of a bitch.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
