Born Quote by Bryan Lee O'Malley

Bacon is bacon, eggs is eggs, don't let them boys between ya legs. They'll say ya cute, they'll say ya fine but 9 months…

— Anonymous

“I think I got a rock in mine, 'stead of bacon." "Heh. Well, that's life for you. Sometimes you get bacon. Sometimes you get…

— Rob Vollmar

“Behold the power of bacon,”

— Scott Nicholson

Bacon Is Bacon Eggs Are Eggs Don't Let A Guy Get In Between Your Legs, He Says Your Cute, He Says Your Fine Nine…

— Danish

You know I ain't Muslim my nigga, I'm about my bacon.

— Mase

I love bacon so much.

— Ayesha Curry

Bacon's the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause.

— Jim Gaffigan

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

— Jim Gaffigan

Bacon is bacon eggs is eggs dont let guys between your leggs They say your hot they say your fine but 9 months later,…

— Anonymous

Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor."

— Jim Gaffigan

“just heard a commercial which told me Farmer John smokes his own bacon. now, there's one tough son of a bitch.”

— Charles Bukowski

You had me at bacon..

— Tamika-leeigh