Bacon Quotes · Page 3

But whoever heard of enchanted bacon anyway?

— Diana Wynne Jones

“Once a pig always a pig but never bacon”

— Nico Williams

Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.

— Homer

“I hope that if I ever travel two thousand years into the future, there will still be bacon.”

— Kevin Hearne

“It took a back seat when I was given a mate so hot that he could cook bacon on his abs.”

— Quinn Loftis

I smell bacon, I smell pork, Watch out piggies, I'll get the fork.

— Anonymous

“Nobody destroys a tray of bacon and gets mercy.”

— Debra Dunbar

“Because frying bacon is how we stoic Irishmen say I love you.”

— James Patterson

I've never seen or heard of a healthy sausage or bacon of any kind.

— Harley Pasternak

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

— John Wayne

Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor."

— Jim Gaffigan

Nothing is quite as intoxicating as the smell of bacon frying in the morning, save perhaps the smell of coffee brewing.

— James Beard

If you think of Running think of running on a beautiful beach... hey look theres a Bacon stand! getting fit isnt gonna…

— Levita Brahz

I'm not anti-American. But I am very strongly anti American bacon - the worst bacon in the world.

— Gavin Esler

“Some smells are universally revered. Coffee brewing. Bacon frying. Burning leaves. Baby powder. And sawdust.”

— Ninie Hammon

Don't wear bacon cologne. If you put on...you know what? Screw it. Wear it. If you are the type of guy who…

— Bill Maher

Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's…

— Alton Brown

The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think…

— Ogden Nash

I quite like bacon sandwiches because they're colourful. Mashed potato on toast is fine. But colourful and easy to eat is best.

— Noel Fielding

Different people's houses smell like different weird things. God forbid someone should come and nail down what my house smells like. It'd…

— Wendi McLendon-Covey

“No single English intellectual symbolises the idea of Renaissance man more than Bacon. He wrote on aspects of law, science, history, government,…

— Ronald Carter

I grew up being a big baby back rib and pork chop guy - bacon and all of that. That was something…

— Jalen Hurts

“But Virginia, bacon is breafast. And nothing sets my nostrils twitching like bacon in the morning. Little pigs parading up and down…

— Kathryn Wesley

“Is it life?' he answered.'I would rather be without it' he said, ' for there is a queer small utility in it.…

— Flann O'Brien

“What do you want me to do?" Amy repeated, then added. "Is there any pizza left in that box?" Ambrosia shook her…

— Patti Roberts

I've long said that if I were about to be executed and were given a choice of my last meal, it would…

— James Beard

Our traditions have been waking up on Christmas morning and feasting on a southern breakfast. I'm from the South. We eat grits…

— Leigh-Allyn Baker

I'll only diet for a Marvel movie. I will give up bacon and waffles to be Storm.

— Janelle James

“That almonds shouldn’t taste like bacon. That’s just weird, man.”

— L.H. Thomson

Well, of all the bacon-brained, sapskulled, squirish, buffle-headed nodcocks!

— Patricia C. Wrede

The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters.

— Nick Offerman

I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.

— Jim Gaffigan

On weekends, I do brunch at home: whole grain bagels, lox, avocado, eggs, and organic bacon.

— Mary Helen Bowers

“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon.”

— Stephanie Stamm

Bacon's the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause.

— Jim Gaffigan

In the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg. Shall I swallow cave-phantoms?

— Samuel Beckett

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.

— Janet Evanovich

Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.

— Jasper Fforde

At 'Women's Wear', I always said, 'Get it first - get the bacon.'

— John Fairchild