I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex? — David Letterman Copy Share Image
A sandwich needn't be loaded with bacon or ham to make it a serious feast. — Rachel Khoo Copy Share Image
Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs! — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
It's an indulgence to go out for bacon and eggs. It's not something you can do every day. — Adriano Zumbo Copy Share Image
“Roselyn lost her taste for bacon momentarily, which was as long as she was ever capable of losing it.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
I always use my 'Holy Trinity' which is salt, olive oil and bacon. My motto is, 'bacon always makes it better.' I… — Anne Burrell Copy Share Image
“Seek ye first the good things of the mind,” Bacon admonishes us, “and the rest will either be supplied or its loss… — Will Durant Copy Share Image
When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment. — Fred Shero Copy Share Image
“I was unsure about many things in my life, but I was fairly certain God did not intend bacon to be made… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
If my love for bacon were my love for you then I would've loved you forever with no questions asked. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
“Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
Once you put bacon in a salad, it's no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of 'find the bacon in… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“True. I like the idea of there being a big party, though.” He chewed his eggs. “Or it could be the fact… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Those whom nature destined to make her disciples have no need of teachers. Bacon , Descartes , Newton — these tutors of… — Jean-Jacques Rousseau Copy Share Image
Hearty soups with relatively long cook times like minestrone, for example, are chock-full of aromatics and flavor-lending ingredients like bacon, onions, and… — Claire Saffitz Copy Share Image
“They don't go in for the fancy or exotic, but stick to conventional food like flightless bird embryos, minced organs in intestine… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I work out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; take Thursday off; then I work out Friday and Saturday. So sometimes I'll eat whatever I… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
“Roger Bacon held that three classes of substance were capable of magic: the herbal, the mineral, and the verbal. With their leaves… — Matthew Battles Copy Share Image
My wife is a terrific Southern cook. My favorite of all the great things she cooks is 'trash potatoes.' That's mashed potatoes… — Mike Vogel Copy Share Image
Now I know what a piece of bacon feels like when it is suddenly picked out of the pan on a fork… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
